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My good friend confided in a teacher at my school, affectionately dubbed her second father, to tell all of her secrets and quandaries to. Her friend, a compulsive liar, told her that her foster dad rapes her, which was relayed back to the teacher. He called child services, despite, obviously, her telling him that she didn't want him to tell anyone else about this. Now she's all butthurt about how HE LIEK TOTALLY BETRYED her. It's complete bullshit. Who the hell wouldn't have done that? She says she can never go to him again for anything because he lied to her. There's really no way for me to eloquently say that she's an irrational little bitch. "wtf, he called child services for my friend who is allegedly getting raped by her foster dad I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT HE LIED TO ME". She's trying to explain how she feels betrayed and shit, but I'm really not empathizing with her at all. I eventually summarized my understanding: "that, by confiding in him more as a father than a friend, he placed your, and by relation your friend's, welfare and safety on higher regard than your feelings (which may or may not be cynical- by definition means for personal benefit, not malice- or restricted by fear), and therefore by circumventing your feelings to ensure your and your friend's safety, i presume were his actions, you lost the friend in the father." To which she said "that is 0% true"

He's fine with it. He's in college now, and we've discussed it on multiple occasions. It's the kind of abusive playful, though. Today we wrestled down for the front seat of the car(...), and I ended up getting punched in the face and a full water bottle thrown at my head, much to her amusement. Oh, also, me and this girl have been flirting for the past 3 days, and she just told me that she has a boyfriend. They've been going out for only a short time, 2.5 weeks, but nevertheless that didn't really stop us flirting again that same night. For the sake of my own dick, would it be understandable to break up their relationship? She said he was acting weird, which she means as tired. She asked me "what do you think that means? That I need to give him more?" (not sexual.) I went on to say, in jest of course, "no, yeah, it just means he wants you to break up with him." That manifested into a short conversation ended in "yeah, well maybe I should talk to them"; then we literally went back to talking about proper blowjob techniques.

Angels-Cleveland: 10-3. GA: 3RBI tonight, 2-run HR, 9th HR in two weeks. Watch the Cabrera highlights.

I hate the band Paramore. I fucking hate them. Their album sounds like if evanescence and kelly klarkson had an unwanted lovechild. They are shitty. Mediocre guitars over pedantic lyrics, and even shittier drums.

I'm not sure how I feel about this album. Right now, to me, it's .... just alright. Rilo Kiley's other albums seemed to only have one or two good songs among a sea of shit.

Milky. I hung out with this girl I've been jonesing for this morning. I was skipping school with her brother (my best friend) and I went over to his house before we were going to take her to school. Long story short, she's been getting a lot more playful with me, touching me a a little more, etc. I'm not sure if that's what she just does when she's being amicable, or if they're advances. Thoughts?

Just get MURDER tattooed on your teeth.

"This is going to look awesome on my myspace!"

When the cops aren't called on you

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Um...wouldn't class of 09 make her 14 or 15? This would be her junior year so most likely 16 or 17. Could be 15 but would be turning 16 within a month or two. I'm a senior, and I'm 16 turning 17 next year. But she's most likely 16 or 17 as well. I seriously doubt she's 15.

Yes, that is definitely class of 09...

I don't know how much this falls in line with indie rap, but my sister is dating Jeremy Fish.

As an Apple fanboy, my first reaction to the iPod Touch was that it was a joke. I really couldn't believe how fucking stupid that shit is. It costs $50 more than the arguably better iPod "classic," and has 1/10th the capacity. I think that's just kind of ridiculous. I don't need to go on the internet. The youtube feature is nice, although shoddy at times, and the internet function is a hassle. The 3.5" screen is the only thing that I would've liked to see in the new ipod. I'm VERY glad the HD space is now 80GB and 160GB, so now I don't have to limit myself to what things I can and can't have. I have like 40GB of music (and thanks to a few new sites that's going to increase a hell of a lot more) and would like to start putting some youtube videos on the jPod. I'm probably just going to ask for one this christmas though. I have next to no monies. It's also a little depressing that Apple has failed to actually release a new ipod in the 5/4G realm, they have just been continually updating them, each time adding in an extra few features or dropping the price. I wanted a legitimate 6G iPod, not just the third child in the 5G line. The screen is just pathetic to watch videos on. Although it's less of a machine than the iPod is, the Zune had the screen set up right. The iPhone has the same set up, but it has very limited HD space.

Yes, that is a rat.

Tits like that on a 16 year old? Sign me up. I can say that because I'm underage.

I don't know how much I agree with that.

Sans MTV fine-tuning, that chick is BEAT.

That guy's facial expression. It's like the epitome of the word "fuck".

I managed to rick roll my entire school via the school's newspaper. I'm the senior editor and had the entertainment section, which includes reviews of cool little sites (the first two were TED.com and universe.daylife.com) and the link to rick roll.

That's the older thread, h

That's a great story.

I once told an ex that her cunt smelled like a baby's coffin (props to Patton Oswalt, but it was all for real real) She didn't take it well.

This is the second third thread about me.