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MGS4 looks pretty good, but the only footage that has been shown so far is strictly trailers, and no gameplay. Look at the last trailer posted by gamespot. It's cool and all and the fight scene is rad, but i'm still waiting on gameplay.

They revealed a pokemon today. Lame.

1. My Chocolate Socket 2. LSD 3. Food 4. Current Events 5. Music

Wut if lyke hilter 1 ww2?

be the most deadly as an undead cyborg? My vote goes for Andrew Jackson.

I rented the N64 paper mario one. It was alright. The Gamecube one was just too goddamned strung out and cheesy. The Wii version looks slightly cooler because it focuses a little more in the innovations and shit, but it still looks kind of dumb. I have still yet to determine which N64 game i'd like to see come to the VC. Probably pokemon snap because that would be AWESOME. that looks fucking awesome. Just came across two games that I'm really really fucking excited for: Jenga and FUCKING KATAMARI BEAUTIFUL

That better be you in the avatar.

Nah, my mom just invents problems and makes mountains out of molehills. Seriously. It's been like this for years.

Holy shit, Rayne is a girl?

Nikki Sixx is easily the most disgusting person on the planet. How old is he, like 64? Stop dressing like that.

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest - When Jacky Boy fucking destroys nurse ratchet.

Top 5 Hipster Bands I Hate: 5. Girl Talk 4. Animal Collective 3. Eurodisco 2. CSS 1. Justice

In-N-Out, Hardee's, Sonic, Wendy's, Dunkin Donuts, Del Taco, White Castle, Krispee Creme (sometimes they are literally flown in from the mainland), and there is only one iHop. We have these places that serve plate lunches, which are essentially some kind of meat prepared in the lowest echelons of asian cooking, a scoop (as in ice cream scoop.) of rice and disgusting macaroni salad.

my dick

An email from my mom to her psychologist: (----- is my dad, xxxxx is me. I got into a car accident a few days ago.)

That'd be awesome.

Corona Light has the worst marketing slogan: "Corona Light - It's the only light beer that's also a Corona!" Second place is Coors Light, just for the sole fact that their entire marketing campaign is based upon how cold their beer is.

TR is a good candidate, but remember than Andrew Jackson had to be told to stop killing indians by hand. And he didn't stop. If there ever was a badass president, AJ was it. He had 3 bullets inside of him and was notorious for starting fights in saloons.

What is the low-down on UBC?

The rush hour movies are just too goddamned monotonous. Half of the jokes revolve around chris tucker being black, jackie chan being asian, or something between that. The other half are jokes about how chris tucker gets himself CAUGHT IN SOME WACKY SITUATION AND HAS TO RELY ON HIS BUDDIE JACKIE TO KICK SOME ASS

where did you copy and paste that from, rondo?

I went to Against Me! about a year ago, and it was a great show, but I was right in front which was even more awesome, but the guy behind me was a complete douchebag. He was like 23 or something, and kept on fucking dry humping me jumping up and down RIGHT behind me simultaneously pushing me right into the guard rail. He eventually just grabbed the hair on the back of my head and threw me behind him.

I'm a trap

they have the funniest website ever

Coke Heads Chris Tucker Lazy People Apathy Not picking up the fucking phone when I call People saying they're going to call back and don't Almost every place of employment Women Bureaucracy Hangovers Valedictorians Minorities Teenage Hardcore Bands Dane Cook and fans Jimmy Buffet