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Woot Woot, seeing the shins in 11 days.

the girls in the car are those fucking dumb spic putas that you see all over jerry springer. No surprise.

So Daniel Radcliffe is on Conan right now, and he's acting like he's never been to America before.

I need to make $230 before the 16th, and it all needs to be in paypal one way or another. I'm buying a lens and the lens rebate expires on the 16th and I want to save $50. It's a great deal. Anyways. I've sold everything short of my body. Keep in mind that I can put money from my bank into paypal, but it takes something like 5 days to complete, so factor that. Today's the third. 13 days left. Ideas?

Can someone help me make a playlist? I want to make kind of a dance-y rock thing. The first three songs summarize how I want it to go. "When Did Your Heart Go Missing" - Rooney "I'm A Realist" - The Cribs "Morden" - Good Shoes

The Losers was a great movie. I recommend it to everyone. Basically, a bunch of guys get on motorcycles and ATVs and just go fuck shit up in Vietnam.

post your best and worst drug experience, and/or your paraphernalia. best: weapon of choice - cheeba. i was with my friend collin. he got really really high and eventually just ended up sobbing. it was hi-larious. worst: weapon of choice - morning glory seeds. through these seeds, you can get LSA, an LSD-like substance, but naturally occurring and way more safe etc. The hard part is getting it down. I grinded up like 300 seeds and put them in various drinks. It's like trying to drink piss mixed with dirt. I ended up vomiting like crazy in some park at 4 oclock. edit second worst: weapons of choice: jazz and 14 shots of rum easily one of the worst experiences of my life. its like they took the energy right out of my body. i couldn't walk into another room without having to take a 5 minute nap, which exacerbated the room spinning action. I didn't throw up, which was nice. led me right away from drinking, as it was my first time getting drunk. i did play ping pong on the way up though, which was actually really fun.

Lost My Smile - The Twang

one time some poor people tried talking to me

I'm talking to this chick online about my accident today, and she's trying to upload photos from her trip at the same time and she said this: "Good grief. I can't handle anything today."

Planet Earth. That's all I have to say.

Dog the Bounty Hunter is a pussy. They do a fucking SWAT team crack down to capture one little girl who did meth while pointing mace at her face and screaming at her. Do something productive.

Any rate increase or shit like that automatically voids your contract.

she had it coming

Cinnamon Raisin

Tooting my own horn

Are the bruises alcohol-induced or are they just pussies?

Oh, if you're into indie rock, go to torrentspy or something and search for "Indie Rock." Some guy makes a playlist once a month of surprisingly good indie rock. I'm downloading the July edition right now. The June edition was rad.

The Twang is pretty good.

Are we completely forgetting that these people are just calling in to cancel their shit just so they can get the iPhone? That's what this is. It's all over the internet. Bloggers are cumming all over the place telling people to do this. I guess it works. It's not like all of the sudden, 1000 people were just REALLY REALLY unsatisfied.

Get my damn hammer

The bagel? Oh yeah. I found the perfect setting on my toaster and used the right amount of butter. But the crash was also pretty cool. The whole thing was pretty scary, but the experience was kind of cool, just all the sensations and stuff like the noise and how it looked.

I got into an accident today. The guy I hit was stopped in the number 1 lane; I think he had a flat or something. Insurance process went smooth and quickly. Then I went home and had an awesome bagel.

I got into an accident today. The guy I hit was stopped in the number 1 lane; I think he had a flat or something. Insurance process went smooth and quickly. Then I went home and had an awesome bagel.

I buy my own clothes pretty often, but usually I just rely on other people buying clothes for me. I will never buy my own jeans. I don't mind the price, but I'll have my sister buy them for me. I usually just pick up shirts from places that I go to like concerts or record stores, or just buy plain t-shirts from places like American Apparel (they're so comfortable!)