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In one of the Halloween movies, didn't Mike Meyers like break someone on a tree? Maybe they were in a tent. I want a youtube clip of that.

RE: M.I.A., that song was like the party theme to hipster white girls in my senior year. I've grown to hate that song, but in a good way. And I'll have to agree with Chilly's sentiments there. He's spot on.

The first thing that guy says is "I'm offended by Mayfield." Like, the guy? He's offended by the presence of a white guy? Hey, let's get all angry and shit and force some white guilt. That'll make it all better.

Innocent by insanity isn't the end of the story, keep in mind. If someone commits a crime and are found innocent by reason of insanity, it is likely that they spend most or the rest of their lives under heavy psychiatric watch.

Marvin, did you not get that reference?

Well Van Nuys is about 350 miles away from San Francisco, and it is Van Nuys.

I'd be in on that.

Bump for the maff chat tonight.

America is one of the few countries in the world with a traditionally conservative government and a liberal populace. It's just something that has baffled political scientists. It's the midwest.

I just recently finished up Spinal Tap and The Simpsons S10D1. I have the rest of S10 in the queue, as well as Venture Brothers S2, Semi-Pro, Out Cold, and Zach Galifianakis: Live. I figure I might as well give Semi-Pro a shot, and I'm on a Zach G binge right now.

So I'm not the same weed dealer/smoker I was several months ago, but I can't help but look forward to this movie. I've never not enjoyed an Apatow group flick, and they have been getting much better as time goes on. Superbad and Sarah Marshall, in my view, were more focused on lulz than Virgin or Knocked Up, and at a good result. Anyways, this movie looks like a pretty good laugh. I'm excited for Franco's performance.

I have everything against that Celine Dion song.

Yes, I nominated it as the worst film of 2008. Absolutely terrible.

Most people try to avoid the mission district at night. There's stuff to do there, but it's a largely homosexual area and sometimes it gets kind of sketch. And never go into the Tenderloin district.

Added some Marlon Brando and James Dean flicks.

The North Face is one of the favorites in the area. Get me a jacket while you're there, too. There's one on 1238 5th street, and another on 180 Post Street. To get to the one on Post, take BART from anywhere you are to the Montgomery St station. I forget where Union Square is, but it'll be close to that BART station, and your fare will be $1.50 each way. Anyways, just take BART to Montgomery, and find Post, and just walk down about a block or two.

You're a fucking punk... If that was my kid, I'd smash your face in.

"Come on down!"

Yeah, I don't hold much hope for TDK beating out Pineapple Express. Because I know I will be seeing that.

Beer is cool

Oh shut the fuck up.

The only hangover I ever had was in Japan. I came into my hotel room at 4AM and fell into the bed that my dad was sleeping in. He didn't think much of it.

I live here too now, you know. Anyways, there's lots of stuff to do. I didn't write the next several paragraphs. Well, it depends on what you want to get out of it, but the Bay is full of good stuff. Been to 924 Gilman Street in Berkeley? Cool punk club that's been all volunteer run for over 20 years. 924gilman.org Slims is good. Also, Thee Parkside in SF. Laid back bar with pretty awesome shows. www.theeparkside.com The mission district in SF is pretty awesome. Depends how you feel about hipsters, I guess. But there are some rad bars: Kilowatt is a good dive, Casanova has a cool atmosphere. I like more laid back places, but if you want the crowds, Elbo Room and Delerium are good. Monday nights, 540 Club on Clement St in the Inner Richmond Dist of SF has dollar mixed drinks. Borderlands books on Valencia St is all sci-fi/horror/fantasy. Probably my favorite book store in the city. Green Apple books on Clement is also good. Oh, you HAVE to go to the Parkway Theater in Oakland. They play cool movies and also serve food and alcohol, and the seating is all couches and chairs and tables. Get some friends, get drunk, and catch an action movie - you can be all loud and nobody cares. It's like watching at home but with a big screen. www.picturepubpizza.com And there's also popscene. Yeah. Also, the Bridge on Geary is solid. They have Midnight Mass every weekend, showing cool movies at midnight. I'm def catching Purple Rain. http://www.peacheschrist.com/mmass/2008/index.html Rasputin is a pretty solid record store, I like the one in downtown SF better than Berkeley. And yeah, I guess I'll be there too.

I'll let it slip this once, but don't let it happen again. I take my PT Cruisers very seriously.

Yuck. Just yuck.