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Ah, Mr. Andy Dick.

Well, some women make a lot of money shooting ping pong balls out of their nanners. Is that a sport?

Seaking

Whoa. That's, like, superdickery. How did you know he called the cops, and what for? Did the guy just tell you, or are the cops in your town such underachieving losers that they actually came out for this call? It's definitely not illegal to take a right turn. Most bikers choose to go through intersections if they're clear. I did that about a block or two from the street I had to turn left on, and lane split the two lanes there were. I got about 10, 15 seconds ahead of everyone else and pedaled like crazy in order to not keep up traffic, moved into the left lane, went through another minor light, and then made my left. A guy even pulled up next to me and said, "BOY GET YOUR PUNK ASS OUT OF THE MIDDLE UH THE DAMN ROAD!" To which I said, "I have to take a left turn, I had to be in this lane." Then after making my left turn, a guy pulls up right behind me in his car, sits perpendicular to my driveway, and pulls out his phone, watching me go into my house. While opening the gate, I turned around and went up to his car and said, "Can I help you with something?" "I'm calling the cops on you, kid. Don't ride your damn bike in the middle of the road." I kinda just rolled my eyes and went back into my house. I don't know if the cops ever came, I left shortly after to go to the city.

A guy followed me home starting about a block or two from my house (I was on my bike) and called the cops on me for making a left turn.

When someone becomes a vegan, do they get a seminar on how to be a self-righteous asshole, or is it a learning process?

So are the Democrats gonna play hardball this year, or just kinda roll over and let it be the tight-ish race that it shouldn't be by any means?

Did you get jaded after living there for a bit? I was there for a week and saw all that I needed to see, culturally weird wise. Harajuku and Shinjuku really didn't phase me all that much. I think I might move over there next year. It's a pretty cool place, and I don't think it would be that difficult for me to do shit there, considering how fluent I am in Japanese. How's your Japanese doing? Picking up a lot? I found that when I went over there, I got choked up when I tried to speak, because asking for directions would pretty much be the equivalent of going up to someone in America and saying "Why, hello, Mr. Older Gentleman, could you please kindly point me in the nearest direction of the ramen store, please? Thank you so very much, I appreciate your help in these matters." I was taught really formal Japanese. It made it awkward. Why did you choose Kyoto over Tokyo? Was it even a choice?

Happy birthday, Ravenbomb! Woo.

Uh, for some reason, my downstairs neighbors are leaving bags of trash in front of my door.

ChiMatador - I agree with almost everything you said ... Except for the FOX News thing. I love FOX News - They give the OTHER perspective that the rest of the media is scared to. Anyway, it's a CNN video! But I agree about that ignorant, hyper-sensitive anchor. Boo to him! Hey, by the way, I invited that girl to the forum. Her youtube screen name is, I shit you not, KawaiiMishaHanazono. You might not like what this guy is saying but he's not lying. America has a problem facing her realities so she has a problem moving forward. Because of this, there is and will be a constant racial divide. Sugar coating things won't help, name calling won't help. For those who think blacks are so bad, what do you think you get after 400 yrs of slavery and oppression? Mr Rogers? No, you get 1/2 of U.S. black men imprisoned and still enslaved. And that's true talk!

She does, after all, smoke crack, so I guess it would be fitting that she looks like a crack addict.

Dark Night's gonna fucking bomb.

Amy Winehouse?

Duggtrio

Melted cheese, olives, pepper, oil and vinegar, carrots, lettuce, sweet onion dressing shit.

No, dude, you pretty much said that if the Orioles actually won the games they lost, then they'd be in a good position.

I was at the game! Angels scored 2 off of Street in the 9th, then 2 K's by Rodriguez with bases loaded to close it out.

In all fairness, that's probably just Jefferson.

My roommate. He ties himself up with the dumbest girls then yells at me about them. No joke. His room is a complete fucking mess (I don't really care about this, but I'd like to maintain a nice apartment.), gets in a huff about everything, can't take a joke, and does a shit job at cleaning up after himself.

Saw this in Amoeba yesterday.

1 - The fucking construction workers next to my house. They're doing construction two feet from my house, putting up an entire new building. They flooded the second floor. They start at like 6AM and work until 5. They wake me up every morning. Every. Morning. 2 - People rolling around Oakland blasting their subs. I'm not gonna be an old crotchety white guy about this, but it's every 5 minutes. Literally. All night. All day. I live in noise.

UHF is an awesome movie. I'll always love it too. I watched Superbad 4 times today. FOUR FUCKING TIMES. God I have to get out of the house.

I might go into the city today, there's one there. Damn.

I've never seen one. But I think I'm gonna try to make it a point to go to In 'N Out today. Or something. I have a Carl's Junior directly across the street from my house.