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I have a pretty high tolerance too. Not ridiculously high, but it takes me a lot to get drunk.

Al Gore isn't a fucking evil dude or anything like that, but he's making money.

Even though his investment firm now holds a 9.5% share in Camco Int., which has one of the world's largest carbon credit portfolios?

Al Gore would've slam dunk had the nomination, and probably the election too. He won a goddamned Nobel Peace Prize. Moveon.org said they had barrels of money waiting for his campaign. Democrats were literally begging him to run. Al Gore would've done more for his agenda as president, not as a power point presenter, I can't believe anyone would possibly think otherwise on that. 2 and 2 together guys.

The right boobie kind of gives it away. Er, left. Whichever one isn't exposed in the shoop.

Woah, wait... what? Well, at least it was for a noble clause: internet porn.

Right, that's it.

Nice, and those are some fucking gauged nipple rings.

I had several slices of roundtable pepperoni pizza today, then spent a good 3 minutes on the shitter firing it back out again.

About $4.65 in Oakland.

Good thing that the Bakersfield meth production revenue will be able to cover all the taxes lost through the loss of the marriage industry.

I've had 50/50 luck with jobs.

And hence the reason that Al Gore is not our 2008 Democratic Presidential Nominee.

Well, typically, in a recession, one would tighten up the money supply to apply a little bit of grease to the wheels to let prices and wages equal out.

The problem here is that this one was just too organized. Lysergic's eliminator lacked direction, and it turned out surprisingly well. Find the grey area between.

Halloween 2008

Wow, that fucking sucks for my parents. Wonder how they're going to take having to pay the government an extra $115,000.

The girl that sat next to me in homeroom was one of those fucking pep girls. She wouldn't take a joke about anything. I tried to single-handedly put the worst people in all the committees and prom courts, etc, but she was the cog in the system. It would've been perfect. Whore. In math class one time, my teacher brought in this scale to weigh shit, and one of my friends was pressing on it to make the little needle jump back and forth. The teacher was a pretty young girl, and was getting mad about fucking around on the scale, afraid that it was going to break. It did, and she just looked at us and said "G-........AAAAAAAAAANUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" At a party, this girl accidentally left the blinds open on the window that she was having sex by. 200 people saw her vagina that day, including myself.

So i originally had word of a bunch of deaths (which you can read in the chocolate socket forum.) but i guess each page of the book was photographed and released on bittorrent. You can read all about it here. Please note: nothing has been confirmed yet; everything is pure speculation and up for review until the book comes out in london, and the spoilers shortly thereafter.

Aye. Pretty shitty.

At my school, the only way to have sex was if you were in a relationship, or do it with the school prostitute.

I graduated 2 weeks ago. High school was a sexless shit hole. Except senior year, that was great besides the no sex part. I'm moving to Berkeley tomorrow to attend Cal. Prom never let me down to be a terrible waste of time and money.

....What? I wasn't talking about wiping the slate clean in regards to history. That's one of the problems, you just can't do that.

The problem is that our collective mindset has been so focused on the schisms of race, which just do not exist in the first place, that it would be nearly impossible to have a paradigm shift on a large scale in a short amount of time.