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I had to read a bunch of multi-cultural books, which has led me to this conclusion: books not about white people are boring. Not to mention every single book I read was met with the statement "you'll be reading this again in college, so at least just get a leg up." Great, I get to unlearn whatever you're teaching me just so I can learn the correct version of it in college. The only books I liked were books/plays written or containing white people, such as The Stranger, Great Gatsby, Glass Menagerie, Hamlet, and Macbeth. I had the pleasure of reading a plethora of plays in a Dramatic Literature class, my favorites being Endgame and M. Butterfly. My AP English teacher was big on Freud. She did not like me telling her that Freud is really useless psychology.

Not my Japanese teacher. She is the devil.

Instruments: 1. Fender Telecaster. The first solid-body guitar. Defines twang, and is probably the most prolific guitar in all of rock, jazz, pop, and country. 2. Hammond B4. The quintessential organ. It's the organ. 3. Gibson Les Paul. The humbucker-equipped counterpart to the Fender Telecaster, it's as much as a piece of rock 'n roll as the 1-4-5 chord progression. 4. Fender Rhodes. Amazingly smooth electric piano, used by countless individuals, from Ray Charles to Richard Wright of Pink Floyd. 5. Rickenbacker bass. The Telecaster of the bass world.

Oh hey they definitely didn't have another 6 months of bad-looking figures to look at either.

I just need this to be true for the peace of mind.

Why did it take almost a full year for the leading economists who are the Authority on Recessions to finally admit that we have been in a recession since December of 2007? Oh god that's not even true at all. People were talking recession figures in the summer, and no one looks at a month of potential slowing down and proclaims WELL THAR BE A RECESSION. It takes a little bit of time before anyone's really ready to say anything. Christ you're fucking stupid.

Well fuck me, it didn't even take a day. http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0309/19517.html How pathetic are these guys that they can't even say anything about a moronic, racist, drug-addict talk show host without grovelling for forgiveness. Jesus Christ. These people are so low on the totem pole, they're underground.

Alright, next bug jar.

Without a doubt, my senior Japanese teacher, Nagaue Sensei. Quite possibly the most hated human being at my high school, this woman had few warming physical features about her. Her shrill voice was accompanied by a tiny, almost-midget body, which was further accompanied by two fingertips that had been sliced off by a meat slicer. She exuded these qualities that would make you hate a person. For one, she had no sense of humor at all unless she was failing one of us. Secondly, she would take every slight in speaking the language as some horribly irreversible folly, and would grade accordingly. There were only three students in the class who received an A on a test, ever. Probably the reason specifically why I would like to murder her is the fact that she had decided to cast me out of her favor simply on the basis that I was white. Remember that I went to a school where white people made up less than 20% of the school. The class was made up of Japanese kids, who enlisted the help of their parents whenever it need be and pretty much had an inborn taste for speaking the language because they were around it as kids. Now, my languages of choice are Spanish, French, and Dutch, because those were the languages I had become accustomed to over my childhood, and Japanese became increasingly difficult for me as the years went on, and then I hit a brick wall with this bitch. She was an old-fashioned Japanese woman, and had a cultural aversion to white people. She refused to help me after class no matter what the circumstance, and when I sat down with her and talked to her mano-e-japaneseo, her response was "you don't try in class, so I'm not going to help you." She created this hellish circle of failing for me, where she geared her class to be as uncomfortable to learn in as possible, then I would fall behind, study my ass off, still fail, and then ask for help, but get refused on the grounds that I was not doing well in the class. I tried to get her fired, but the farthest I got was a slap on the wrist from the higher ups. She was old and will probably live forever because that is the curse of asian women, so it's unfortunate that Hanson brothers from hereon in will still have to dredge through her class in order to pass high school.

Do you just have an ellipses key on your keyboard?

We're already in a bad recession, then this?!

Sorry that your thread took such a fucking stupid turn, Art.

Joke's on you! I had my 18th birthday two weeks ago. And keep it up, hopefully you'll be banned again like everyone predicts.

Because he is, indeed, a nigger.

I lived in Hawaii, I do it by habit, but they're Rainbows.

Hot.

The funny part is that you think that's a positive for someone. Boy, I'd better not insult Jingus anymore, this mouth-breathing, waste of carbon (and the other five SPONCH elements) is taking issue with it! If I don't stop he might drool all over me, or maybe do a line of coke off of my fallen e-corpse. Man, fuck you. How did I miss this?!

So when did you guys have drunk sex?

I habeeb it.

Man, [Jingus,] you really are a fucking faggot.

nvm

Woosh.