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If you could have one super power, it would be time control.

Play a character, get your ratings, and cash your checks. Yep.

A lot of those assholes are just pandering to their demographics, just giving people (like Marvin) what they want to hear.

I didn't think it was anything to write home about. I mean, his basement recording days were much better. There's not really a lot of charm anymore. Not to say that it's not good music, it is, but there's something missing. The lyrics are still awesome though.

Oh thank god.

$20 on Ginger Snaps

Bitches don't know about my mom's tig ole bitties

Thanksgiving, what a load of shit. No way, Valentines Day... Fucking BULLSHIT HALLMARK HOLIDAY. Every girlfriend I ever had, I always told them not to expect anything special around that fucking day. THAT'S SO HARDCORE

Agreed. Kids are the worst things on the planet.

Spitzer only paid ~$4,400/h or so! Jews know where all the bargains are.

That was totally the best part of the last season of the office ever

Hill - bitch Barry - dope ass chillah pretty much? yeah it fuckin is

Awesome.

Hey, there's nothing wrong with debt as long as most of it is in China.

I've never vomited from drinking. What's everyone's limit here? Mine's around a dozen shots, or like 8 beers.

Not entirely true, Marvin. A quick search at Amazon for books with similar titles will reveal multiple writings pre-dating that of Obama's, such as The Audacity of Soap: How to Get Stubborn Toddlers Interested in Hygiene; The Audacity of Rope: How a Bundle of Fibers Changed Our Lives...And the World!; The Audacity of Pope: 1900 Fabulous Years of the Catholic Church!; and The Audacity of Grope: The Clarence Thomas Story. And so on. Stay golden, Ponyboy.

Czech's philosophy is almost astonishingly similar to that of Alec Baldwin.

Well, she lost, and is pretty, you know, stupid. Not stupid for what she said, just the fact that she said it.

Ferraro was a distinguished member? She was a veep nominee in like... 1984, right?

Evidence: "Election 2008 Begins..."

Wait, MVP is ahead? What?

While race and sex are immobile parts of this campaign, it should be taken to great lengths to avoid discussions about it. Because, frankly, they're no more than superficially important.

The argument here is that since Dave won best poster and was given mod status, if Marvin wins worst poster (which, as the pledged delegate count clearly shows, is mathematically guaranteed), then he should be banned.

Well Bill Clinton was decreed the first black president. So...