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Yeah, but how many times has it been done before. There is nothing besides Dan.

You could go with the vice magazine technique. Take a picture of your balls and say "don't you wish these could be yours?"

I have made it a hobby to get into comment battles on youtube. I once posted a comment about how my next door neighbor got both her legs ripped off by her pit bulls (verbatim: "Have any of you ever witnessed a pit bull attack? My neighbor got both her legs ripped of by her own two pets. The police had to throw bricks inside of flowering pots to knock them out and even then it took at least 7 or 8 to fully get them down. Frankly, these dogs are the brunt of about 99% of all dog attacks, and there's no reason why they shouldn't be eradicated. Find another fucking dog."), and everyone immediately posted shit like "OMG SOMEONE HAS ANGER PROBLEMS."

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I liked 2007. Good year in music and movies.

hung out with my new bitch! she's great.

NOT YOURS THOUGH!!!1

Dan. Best name for a dog ever.

i meant a drink of my dick

haha fuck you

What's my game though? Engaging people. The secret to building friendships out of nothing is simply engaging people to the point of at least more than one sentence. I'm probably what you call a social butterfly, then. I know everyone. It's simple, all you have to do is find out something that they like and expand on it. Here's a situation: I was at a hardcore show (accidentally) and all these shitty local bands played, and this one big army guy was in the center looking to mosh and shit. One of the bands ended, and he bumped into me and said sorry. This is what I said: Me: "It's cool. Hey man, we really need to get some fucking good bands in here to start a pit." Him: "Oh, yeah, fuck this. Hardcore sucks." "There's another band coming up, I think you'll like them. We can start a pit then." "Fuck yeah dude!" And we moshed a little bit, got a few people going. Point is, dude knows who I am and even bought me a bottle of water later that night. I'm sure he'll stop me if I see him on the street. With bitches though, it's a little different. You gotta expand on what they like a little bit, if you don't know just pretend, and then throw in a little bit of aloofness. We all know that bitches like to talk about themselves, so don't get into the way of that. Treat bitches like they're just one notch under you though, but still be nice and ask them if they want a drink or nothing. It's all really fundamental shit, but it works.

+1

terrible or great?

Collections Of Colonies Of Bees Flocks III from the new album Birds.

^is a chubby chaser

hung out with this smokin' hot chick, took her to dinner, went to a show, then took her home 30 miles away, but she didn't even know how to get to her house. we got there anyways, so it was fine.

We all got it in us.

i support you wholeheartedly.

sarcasm? your intrepid disregard of our, as i am now realizing, immature verbal attacks and taunts is something that i admire.

oh my god you are so right i wish i could be a strong and courageous womyn just like you

Benoit rises from the dead!

I am really into Mogwai and Do Make Say Think a lot right now. Really hard.

The last two posts i've seen from you have been "Kevin Barnes has a pretty big dick." and this. I'm sure there are others.

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