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What are Kane's odds of winning this match? And really, does this feud honestly have any real gas?

Umm... Kelly Kelly needs a bit more practice, that's obvious.

I like Nunzio's entrance theme. Its so obviously a rip-off of a real song, that it reminds me of the WCW Nitro days. Also, umm... nice hair Kevin. Although I'm glad he's dropping the vampire gimmick. He just needs to lose the cheesy music.

You do have a legit point, sir.

Umm... eww?

Isn't that the M.O. for being a babyface to begin with?

Did they have breast implants in the 50's?

You guys have pretty much covered all of my favorites. Crossface Chickenwing was definitely the best, though.

I guess Shelton Benjamin finally convinced somebody that he was worth more than HEAT matches with Hacksaw Jim Duggan and Val Venis.

Off topic, but this reminded me of turning on my TV before going to work this morning and seeing an old show called "Night Heat" on. The plot was about a man named Bruce Mitchell who was murdered - when police investigated his house, they found he was involved in a child pornography ring. Poor Torch. Uh-oh, looks like it might be time for another round of TSM's "Shawn Michaels: Great worker! versus Shawn Michaels: Overrated asshole who oversells!". Count me out. Its possible, honestly... that Shawn Michaels is both at the same time.

Yeah, mucho props to Ultra-Jobber for the good sell. Maybe they'll reward him by putting him in a mid-card feud with The Miz.

You make an excellent point. He probably would have insisted on slitting his own throat just to prove his "intensity".

Shouldn't a brand's champion be in the main event of a show? Why the hell is Punk facing Dykstra in the curtain-jerker?

I don't know much you "rule" really, but that bra is kinda cute.

what if Saveus_222 just turns out to be a cybernetic clone of John Cena, who's even more unstoppable. But then, when Cena makes his return next year, he defeats the clone in a 5 out of 8 falls HELL IN A CELL Inferno Tables Match... bah gawd!

If Mysterio isn't going to wear his mask to the congressional hearing, than I really don't want to live in this world anymore.

I love you.

I read the Smarkipedia... I was hoping Heel Turn would make a comeback.

I love it when Kane chokeslams someone much smaller like The Miz. It actually looked pretty serious.

Which would be fine, honestly. Cena needs the time off, I think. He's been the face of the last three Wrestlemanias, and represented the compnay well to boot. I'm no huge Cena fan, but I appreciate what he's done, and I hope to have him back by next Summerslam at full health, when he's ready. If the Jericho rumors are true, it'll probably be his time to shine... either that or HHH will turn heel and squash him repeatedly. Whichever works, right? And as for the question of the belt: I honestly think its about time to bring back the pre-Cena belt. Its basically one nagging leftover from Cena's previous rapper gimmick and its about time it just went the fuck away.

I just hate the fact that you're probably right. Hopefully Morrison will have some more time to get his shit together this go-round. His promos were complete nonsense.

That'd be an awful lot of e-jizz.

Yeah, I guess that's what I was getting at too, I just rambled more.

*sigh* you're right... I know... I've had a few minutes to think about it, and another beer downed... I guess I'll live with it. But damn it... I wanted Dreamer vs. Punk.

Wow, I guess the ECW Main Event at No Mercy just got exponentially shittier. I know Big Daddy V has fans on this board, and I don't fault you for that... but BDV vs. Punk is going to suck. I guarantee it.