Hello forums.thesmartmarks.com,
I'm Princess Leena. You may remember me for years of attention whoring and fighting with each and every one of you.
When I arrived at Ransylvania in 2000, I felt an enormous amount of pressure. I felt all the weight of the world on me to perform. Back then, TSM was a different culture. It was very tight. I was young and awesome and wanted to prove that not only was I loose, but that I was the greatest Internet Celebrity of all of the times.
I did fake my identity. For that, I am very sorry and deeply regretful.
My name is not Leena. Nor, is it Alyanna. I’m not even 000bgs.
This is very difficult for me. It's been a rough 105 months for me here. I was smart for 9 years. I was very, very intelligent.
I am simply Alina. A gorgeous model and former collegiate tennis player that moved from Amherst, New York to Mesa, Arizona in 2004. Not only am I vastly superior to everyone here in appearance, few of you can match my intellect. Not only am I still a model, I actually have a decent job and make nearly 6 figures. Something that you damn Liberal kids cannot even fathom.
And because of this, I coerce the entirety of forums.thesmartmarks.com to kiss my ass. 9 February 2009, Kiss Alina's Cute Ass Day.
Cumply.