Retard Girl

if anyone votes for NOT extending the deadline, i'll be shocked. "no, i don't want the chance to procrastinate more!" "no, i want to rush to get my match in!" ....just sayin'.

Bob Barker, the game show host, is my best bet

....it's still funny, dammit

i love finding out people i know have secret peversions. oh man, finding this dude's secret alias is the only thing that has made me smile in two weeks. maybe there IS a reason to live after all.... whoops, did i just say that? i meant to talk about this guy with a secret peversion. hahahaa amazing.

i want some

now that i've actually read a few pages of this blog... it should be re-labeled "stuff uppity and wealthy white people like"

sometimes i park in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces...

that's... fucking amazing.

this icon is hypnotic, and i find myself staring at it for minutes at a time

it's the Myspace angle.

i didn't say it wasn't my fault.

i really liked how this turned out, for a short little piece.

Kitty. wasn't my cat at first, but when i moved in with D, the cat decided i was cooler than D the PsychoCuntBitch, and attached herself to me. i'm not a cat person, just this cat's person. she's cute, but vicious. damn cats.

moved from here: http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...079&st=4800 i hate assumptive double standards. or 3) i could eat like a normal person, get my walk on every day, and accept myself for what i am. actually, i do know why it's a touchy subject for me. being fat isn't the issue. see, look, i call myself fat. fatty fat fat. i have the balls to post pictures of myself on the internet of how i actually look, not all myspace angles and artful cropping... because i am fat. i don't lie. the "omgstopeatingyoupig" thing... that's an issue. it is a lie and a double standard. when my daily intake of food is a can of spaghetti o's, a bag of microwave popcorn, three cups of coffee and several litres of water (yesterday's tasty menu, an obvious huge amount of food, no?) then yeah, that double standard does bother me. i realize what i've set myself up for here, but i don't really care. someone has to say it.

not all fat people are fat because of massive food consumption. FUCKALL PEOPLE.

milk, psyche meds, and clearence priced colouring books

i wouldn't even try dipping. it's making me sick just reading it. i'd much rather suck fire into my delicate, pink lungs.

oh man, you're on. someone set up a long distance Trivial Pursuit game!

PM ME BACK PEOPLE!!! i'm trying to get promos here

a Chikara DVD and powerbars.

You know when women get all pissed off after you do some shit like piss in their coffee or cheat on her with her best friend, you know, trivial shit, and then they're ready to kick your ass? And then you remember, "I'm a man, and this is a woman. Threatening me. With punches. I'm twice her weight." Funny how that works. it's rare that my male counterparts outweigh me

and by that i mean, don't underestimate my strength.

would you like to be next?