Retard Girl

....and that's cool if other people have their own opinions. i'm not the type to go around and call people stupid when they have different opinions than i have. just putting that out there. i should really stop though before i get banned or something. ....so, how about that Gallagher? afterthought on joke stealing: it's older than the idea of comedians even. since the first caveman told a joke, there was someone there to re-tell it. let me parade some big 'comedy' names that have been associated with stealing jokes... Dannis Leary, Bill Hicks, Robin Williams, Milton Berle? all jokes are just variations on other jokes. i'm trying to refrence this story i heard where a comedian won a suit on joke theivery by proving there were only six jokes, and the rest were variants on those. which may be bullshit, because the stroy doesn't seem to exsist on the intenret... time to stop again.

i stand by my opinions.

pigs don't sweat...

Mencia is fucking awesome, stfu.

that's fucking awesome.

that first dog seemed to have some chow attributes. if they really cared, they'd make some sort of special mass for him and others, like parents with babies and toddlers, and the really severe dee-dee-dees. so that the regular quiet people can have their mass without interuptions.

once you get out of school and such, summer is no different than any other season. just hotter. i'm planning on sitting in front of the A/C and not moving unless i have to. of course, it would be nice if i get my kids back this summer. if so, my parents are planning on taking them camping for a week sometime. if not, then at least i'll have my own place so i won't have to put up with three other roomates screaming all the time...

hahaa, chow dogs can be fucking vicious. i know from experience. my chow (mixed breedish, but mostly chow) was smallish, but her bark was outrageous. she barked like a huge rottie or something. people were wicked afraid of her. and she ate the gross leftover food in the pans, which is the dog's primary job... isn't it? scaring people and eating messy leftovers. i love dogs.

Milky, i'm glad you made it out with your anal virginity in tact. ......wait

gee you guys take the fun out of things sometimes

so you're double-checking everyone's replies?

socks:

...the king of suck?

they put him in solitary, because general population is full of big guys named Bubba that would love to have the bragging rights that come with sodomizing Hulk Hogan's kid.

i would never stoop so low as to involve a pregnancy storyline. i mean, they may bring ratings, but they always suck :/

i have the deadline at the old fed set for June 5th... i hope to be done with the show by June 10th or 12th... plus i have court the 10th and 19th... the second show i may be available. and there may or may not be a big surprise by then XD

i was going to say something similar: Where Random Hate Happens

"daughter" http://www.popularpages.net/pornsitepics/m...fuck-1427-1.jpg (hotlinking caused a problem. imagine that!) this was after several searches which pulled up nothing of intrest.

remember kids, most of those penis pills end up like Enzyte did... http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,215087....national/crime

i don't believe in giving little kids pills either. but STFU about childhood mental illness, unless you've lived it, you have no idea.

99.9999% of those are crappy scams.

yesterday, on the highway, while it was sunny... there was ONE isolated big black rain cloud, and it FUCKING POURED for a good ten minutes. like, hard to see the road, everyone slamming on their brakes, blinded by the water, downpour. then it was sunny and pleasant again. the only season i hate is summer. fat girls don't like it when it gets hot and muggy out. give me a snowstorm anytime.

i hate it when they have their little indy wrestling shows in some hole in the wall place, but don't bother to put up at least some little sign that says "wrestling here" or whatnot. drove past the place three or four times. on the last pass i knew where the place was because Jorge Rivera was walking around in front of the place, in his tights, talking on the phone.

i concour, that was amazing.