Retard Girl

hey now that's not very nice! her hair isn't nearly that big!

as they said on the radio today, "just another reason to get wicked hammahed"

that's a great idea!

How can a place that makes the food right in front of you make so many mistakes that you didn't catch? The only thing I can think of that doesn't put some consumer responsibility on you is it was some wacky Subway with a drive-thru. I've never seen one like that and I can't say I'd ever use one if I did. I'm not trying to pick on you, but standing in line you would clearly see if they put it in the toaster or not and could have asked them to once they served you the untoasted sub. i phoned the order in for delivery.

that girl was super tiny, and i was totally expecting that gun to kick her ass.

Rasputin Marquis de Sade Jimmy Jacobs Random Brunette Girl Random Redhead Girl

i'm not passing them off as my own. i clearly stated in a previous post that i was finding these, implying that i was looking for them and not making them myself.

that can be explained. it's an ad for that little sewing machine, the punchline being he was the one that got the UPS truck stuck like that... and he sewed himself up that nifty little tux to replace the UPS uniform. the other UPS guy in the background is getting all the heat now.

i just happen to come across a lot of these tonight.

i always thought those girls' names were something like Ashley and Amanda Blue.

i hate that i ordered this veggie sub, and they totally fucked up the order. i asked for no lettuce and no onions. i also got no pickles, no olives, and no mushrooms. and i asked for it to be toasted and it clearly wasn't. all i got was a slab of bread with cucumber, green pepper, and tomatoes. DAS NOT COOL.

isn't she one of them blonde twins that sing about Hitler and stuff? Milky, i know you know who i mean.

this is why i chose a DDT, as opposed to a 450 splash. oh, who am i kidding, i could never pull off one of those!

that was surreal but amazing.

maybe i'll change up my attack stradegy then. seems like dropping on the head and/or taking out kneecaps is the way to go.

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hahahahaaa, i had the biggest crush on these guys when i was 12. mmm pretty boys.

this i totally agree with. especially the eye-gouging, nut-stomping, fish-hooking, extremity-biting part. whenever i hear of a woman getting raped, i always ask myself "is there a good reason she couldn't get a ball shot in?" one of the only useful things my mom ever taught me, was if a man tried to attack me, go for the balls. and maybe this is the 'i watch too much wrestling' thing, but i pity the fool that jumps me in a dark alley, as i have a pretty mean DDT.

Preachy doctors of any specialty are horrible. If a doctor tries to Very Sternly Talk Some Sense Into Me, it only makes me automatically tend to dismiss their opinions entirely. Dentists are always the worst about it, they seem to think that the fact that you haven't been flossing is a personal insult equivalent to you calling their mommy a whore. dentists are the fucking worst, especially with the lecturing and the holier-than-thou attitudes.