Retard Girl

You can never be a mother because you are a male. NOWAI~!

that's actually pretty hot.

i meant to amend my last post with this, but since y'all reply so dang fast...

wow, just... wow.

there are rules here? i don't think rape and kill threats are threats at all coming from people that are big and bad behind the keyboard. and maybe they'd treat the girls better if they didn't act like, well, whiny little brats. but what am i saying, all girls act like that. right....?

do you actually think this guy would look you up and come to your house and rape/kill you?

it's like a ski jump. i'm tempted to photoshop some little skiers on it for comedic effect.

like watching this thread; entertaining but painful.

i wouldn't touch cocaine. or most drugs really. they scare me. i've done my experimentation with a few substances... acid and 'shrooms (nothing special) and a few isolated instances of opiates (nice but not a habit i want to get into). just some pot for me, thx. kinda wish i had some right now. also, my roomate and his gf are fucking in the next room. she's a groaner, i should record it XD

i'm not a troublestarter in general. if anything, drinking makes me sleepy, and that's no fun. i stay away from beerish drinks because it takes too many of the fuckers to get me drunk... then my stomach hurts from being overfilled with piss-like sudsiness. liquor is quicker. and i'd rather smoke pot anyway. pot makes me hyper.

water has a flavour. it tastes like... water. drinking for pleasure = Jagermeister. mmmm like the bastard child of licorice and caugh syrup.

what is that with people. "i won't drink water" 70-80% of one's body is water. you need it to survive. what, are people too good for water? gracious. it's not anyone in paticular i rant to about this. people will drink all kinds of chemical-y things but not water. i *do* drink other things occasionally. milk, coffee, OJ, soda sometimes. but water is the first thing i reach for. even worse are the people who are too good for tap water and buy it in bottles. fuck you, i'm not paying for water when it falls from the sky for free.

the tap water at my parent's house used to be awesome, to the point where i would bring home gallons of it, because it tasted better than the ghetto water here (though i have come to like the texture of Haverhill water). but they (the town) added some weird chemicals and shit to the water, and now it has this horrid aftertaste, which apparently only i noticed. or maybe because i was the only one to regularly drink water there. water is good for you, mang. i have an empty half gallon juice bottle i fill at least once, sometimes twice, a day. and i'm still fat. oh well.

i'm angry that i don't have the disposable funds to own copious amounts of shoes and boots. mostly boots though. i love me some boots. i hate that i'm the youngest person living where i am (four of us in an apartment) but i'm by far the most mature. older and wiser, my ass.

i totally want to go to that freak fair/leather daddy/smbd festival out there someday.

i have noticed that, believe me

"stay" out? of what? i'm already out

peversion is serious business... and business is good!

i prefer the term "unstraight". and only half the jokes would be about the fats. the rest would be about how retarded people act on the internet

just the standing there in front of a rolm of people thing, makes it totally different. i'm pretty sure about my abilities to deliver a routine though... kinda. maybe. sorta?

the next match will be another co-written hardcore battle, less on the weapons though, more like an arena brawl. so much for the co-writing thing being kayfabe :x anyway, this match will make more sence once the promos are in *sideways glare to Annie*

i tried a heel turn once, but it was weird. i can't explain it so well but here i try anyway. it was like, i kept getting out-heeled by the 'real' heels. and i'm a tweener type, a heelish face, if you will. but it was like no one bought it. it would like trying to make Mike Quackenbush a heel. i can't come up with a good analogy for WWE, sorreh.

i get a lot of the same, as i'm creeping up on 30 and people still think i'm 16 XD