Retard Girl

i'm really surprised to see Jeff Hardy on this list.

i got pregnant on that birth control shot. fun times.

Nor are you particularly well thought of when this occurs. but i love the confused stares. i seek attenshin.

lol, i do that too. whenever i hear it i go WOOOOOOOOO! really loud. no one's gotten the refrence yet

no, but i have this nifty piece of loose cartlidge in my knee that i can move around. fun stuff.

^ lawls ^ teh klevr

i think of wrestling whenever i see folding chairs, ladders, cheap tables, wimpy aluminum trash cans, stop signs, light tubes... hardware stores are fun XD

all i read in that was "perversion", "peversion", "peversion", and "cannibis". in different circumstances, sounds like a fun night. oh, and that hair was one of the most frightening things i've ever seen. this is what happens when you don't brush your hair in a couple years...

it was 1992, i was 13, and this song changed my life. and why isn't there a "i remember the 90's/embedded media" thread yet?

so everything has to be about race? aren't we beyond that as a society yet?

you mean, people are supposed to stop when you're in a crosswalk? wouldn't know that from how often it happens to me :/

smart mark video > PWG vids but i have to agree on the covers, they're ace.

i considered this, but i couldn't let the oppertunity pass.

wow, this would be a great place to put a disgusting picture, wouldn't it?

i slept until noon, which is commonplace for some but usually not me. but i was up until six thirty or so. ate leftover chinese food. checked in on assorted board and LJ. watched porn and rubbed one out. took a nap. smoked some ciggs. played tug of war with the doggie. the temp is in the single digits (F) with a wind chill and i'm not leaving the house.

Scott Weiland Barbra Bush (the mother, not the daughter) George HW Bush Dick Cheney Magic Johnson Jake Roberts Bob Barker ***best bet*** Terry Funk Jimmy Carter Jack Klugman Mae Young Richard Dawson Zsa Zsa Gabor Courtney Love Michael Jackson Abigail "Dear Abby" Van Buren Rush Limbaugh Abdullah the Butcher Verne Gagne Killer Kowalski

well there's a diffrence really between using the internet to pick up people that you have the chance of actually meeting in person, and using the internet to "fall in love" with someone on the other side of the planet.

*Outside the US Cellular Centre, Taiga Star is standing against a wall. In front of her is a camera (and wouldn't you believe it, a cameraman!). She is in a black tank top and cut off camo pants, even though the air is crisp. Around her right arm is a black band. The cameraman signals that the tape is rolling and she begins to speak.* I'm not very good at these things, so let me get to the point. I bet you all are wondering who I am, and what I'm doing here? Well, my name is Taiga Star, and I wrestle. You may have heard of me, as I was one of the main eventers in another promotion. *She thinks for a moment.* Then again, you may not have heard of me at all. No matter. Pretty soon, you all will know who I am. I'm here for one thing and one thing only, and that is to wrestle and prove that I am one of the best wrestlers in the world. Not just one of the best "Women's" wrestlers, one of the best period. I'm out to show that I can stand toe to toe with whoever is put in front of me. Male or female. Though, looking at the roster here, it seems women are non-existent. That's okay, I've been fighting men my whole life. *Taiga gathers her thoughts, it seems, before continuing* Growing up... It's something I don't like to talk about, but it has a great impact on my current self. If I didn't grow up fighting to survive on the streets, I would have never made it this far. And if I never started in this business when I was 16, I would have never survived the way I was living. Wrestling saved my life, and I owe it a lot. So I will never let wrestling down by doing such things as sleeping my way to the top, accepting bribes, sneak-attacking opponents from behind, and of the like. I am not above taking certain shortcuts, but overall, I'm a pretty clean player. *Taiga motions to the black armband she is wearing with a Pepsi logo printed on it* Oh, this? No, this doesn't mean I'm mourning the death of a particular cola product. This is for my former employer and very dear friend of mine, Pepsi Man. I'm sad about his passing, but as they say, when one door closes, another opens. The sudden collapse of one fed leads to the SWF's gain. I can't mourn forever, and I must move on. So tonight's match, is for The Pepster. *Taiga points to the sky and takes a moment to reflect before continuing.* Olaf Andersen is my competitor for my first match. From the sheets, it sppears he's a tall flippety kid. Well, spot-monketry and flash is all fine and well, but I'm not like that. I'm not flashy, not pretty to look at, no extravagant pyros or fancy ring gear. What I do have is skill. I have ability. I have heart. Put me in with the biggest man you've got, I won't back down. I've never backed down from anything. Just wait and see, SWF. When I'm done going through everyone that is put in front of me, you'll see. You'll see just how tough a woman can be. *The scene fades with Taiga glaring at the camera.*

thank you XD

i still don't see a damn boat

awesome. oh and thanks for the feedback.

she's hawt.

that one guy left make the clip 1000000x more awesome.

i like running off promos. even if "i'm not very good at them" (now if i can get this match writing thing down....)

yup, i'm new. you can call me Taiga. rhymes with Sega. i'm 28, a woman, i have kids and drama and grown-up issues. oh, and i like wrestling. i'll prolly be in the indy wrestling threads a lot, oh, and the e-fed business. so... yeah. i'll be around, rock on \m/