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  4. Posted · Report reply

    Have you been ready for your halloween ?

    what have you done ?

    mine:

    a sexy costume

    three chillers

    yeah ,chillers , i have ordered 3 ones ,

    1.The Paul Lynde Halloween Special

    2.Devil Hunter

    3.Bloody Moon

    the last one is the most attractive,i think .

    if you want to have some also ,try this .

    well ,do you dare to watch chillers when you are alone?

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    Spongebob Adult Man's Costume

     

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    Aside from the "Would you like to buy some Bibles?" look on the model's face, it's the white leotards that seal the wearer's fate. Or possibly the little red dick-tie.

    #19.

    ATM Man

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    If you want to look like a Muslim Darth Vader, this costume is for you. Despite the claims in the picture, don't be surprised if women dressed like money do not approach you to withdraw cash from your wiener.

    #18.

    Breathalyzer

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    The early model Terminators were easily identifiable, since Skynet's files on what penises really look like were badly damaged in the initial attack.

    #17.

    Cain The Vampire Tyrant

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    Oh shit! It's Cain! Cain the Vampire Tyrant! And he's been playing the Nintendo with his power Glove!

    #16.

    Lock and Key

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    This dude finally gets a modeling gig that has nothing to do with his biceps or his dreadlocks, so he improvises. The woman is sad because she knows the inevitable attempt to "unlock" here will cause her entrails to go flying out of her lower back, a gruesome and undignified death via impalement on a wacky costume.

    #15.

    Fork and Spoon

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    This lacks the sexual connotations of the lock and key outfit above, but we can't figure out if that makes the costume more sad or less. At least aliens won't be able to read their thoughts.

    #14.

    Hung

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    Oh, we get it. "Hung" as in hung like a horse. Like, you have a big penis. And you convey this by... attaching a stuffed horse's head to your groin? With a hangman's noose? This costume's designer has many a dead hooker in his basement.

    #13.

    Napoleon Dynamite

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    We can think of two people off the top of our heads who haven't seen this movie: the guy who designed this costume and the guy wearing it.

    #12.

    I've Got a Heart On

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    We know. We can see it. And the children can see it. Warning: This costume is illegal in 48 states.

    #11.

    Wiseman

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    Just because he is wearing a hat and carrying frankincense does not mean this is not a Geisha Girl costume.

    #10.

    Super Jew

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    Whether the kid is Jewish or not, we're pretty sure this costume qualifies as some kind of hate crime.

    #9.

    Baby and Mommy

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    If you think it looks bad now, every time he walks, it looks like an 8 year old in diapers humping a babushka wearing basketball shoes.

    #8.

    The Munchkin

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    Okay, that's fucking terrifying. Is that a wig or not? Forget it, we don't want to look at it any more. We're going to wake up some night and see this bastard staring down at us, orange cheeks and all.

    #7.

    God's Gift to Women

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    "From: God, To: Women?" Well, they are going to be disappointed when they open it up and see that it's just the rest of this guy.

    #6.

    Bacon and Eggs

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    The good news for him is that next year when they get divorced, he can just buy a sombrero and he's got a Mexican stereotype costume. She's stuck going as an amoeba.

    #5.

    Taz

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    If you take off the Taz mask, you've got a pretty terrifying childbirth costume here. Complete with dentata!

    #4.

    One Night Stand

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    Yes, he's dressed as a one-night stand. GET IT? These "abstract idea costumes" actually wind up being some of the most disturbing. Such as...

    #3.

    The Shit Hit the Fan

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    If you don't have this jackass to explain the joke, this looks more like maggots crawling out of a drain. Which actually makes one of the most awesome and disturbing Halloween costumes we've ever seen. Congratulations on the accidental horror, guys.

    #2.

    Goth Milk

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    There is no place on earth where this costume won't get you a vicious beating. You wouldn't even make it out of Quaker country in this thing. Goths, puns, suggested genital piercings on a child... it's like they distilled everything a good man finds offensive and expressed it in shitty costume form.

    #1.

    Slave Leia

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    Emm...I'm going to be a Super Girl this year. A rare sight indeed.

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    So far it's pretty much exclusively on the doping allegations. Coyle probably assumed that anyone interested in the cancer stuff would read Armstrong's autobiography.

     

    It looks like he got a lot of info from Dr. Michele Ferrari (who's been accused of distributing illegal substances to other athletes), but he stated up front that he interviewed Ferrari on the condition that he not bring up anything about the illegal substances.

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    Zen MP3 players that have worked well for me for a couple of years now, and i just got a new Microsoft Zune 4GB Media Player for my sister these days, you can take a look at it.

    This is a great product. All that comes in the box is the Zune, a sync cord, earphones, and brief documentation. You need to go online and download the Zune software to a PC and then hook up the player before you can get it to do anything. This doesn't take too long and the Zune will provide you with some sample content to try out as part of this process.

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