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100. Atsushi Aoki 99. Minoru Suzuki 98. Hirooki Goto 97. Pequeño Damien 666 96. Stuka, Jr. 95. A.J. Styles 94. Masashi Takeda 93. The Miz 92. Mascara Dorada 91. Yoshi Tatsu 90. Tomohiro Ishii 89. El Hijo del Santo 88. Fuerza Guerrera 87. Capitan Muerte 86. Flash Flanagan 85. "Mr. Condor" Romano Garcia 84. Manabu Hara / Suruga 83. Ikuto Hidaka 82. Toro Bill 81. Desmond Wolfe 80. La Sombra 79. Ephesto 78. Pequeño Pierroth 77. Takashi Sasaki 76. "Suicida" Mike Segura 75. Munenori Sawa 74. Cassandro 73. "Marvellous" Mitch Ryder 72. Skayde / Jorge Rivera 71. Mike Knox 70. Jon Moxley 69. Averno 68. Jerry Lawler 67. "Superstar" Bill Dundee 66. Claudio Castagnoli 65. Matt Hardy 64. Oficial AK-47 63. Johnny Saint 62. Oficial Fierro 61. Yuko Miyamoto 60. Genichiro Tenryu 59. Avisman 58. Bull Pain 57. Takashi Sugiura 56. Mitsuharu Misawa 55. Dick Togo 54. Felino 53. The Great Sasuke 52. Oficial 911 51. Ricky Marvin 50. Jeff Hardy 49. Arkangel de la Muerte 48. KENTA 47. Trauma I 46. Toshiaki Kawada 45. Cerebro Negro 44. Takeshi Ono 43. Sami Callahan 42. Chris Hero 41. Shinsuke Nakamura 40. Austin Aries 39. Tamon Honda 38. Necro Butcher 37. Evan Bourne 36. Mark Henry 35. Todd Morton 34. Randy Orton 33. Mike Quakenbush 32. Zatura 31. Jun Akiyama 30. Jack Swagger 29. Virus 28. Chris Jericho 27. Yoshihiro Takayama 26. The Undertaker 25. Valiente 24. Daisuke Ikeda 23. John Cena 22. Blue Panther 21. Koji Kanemoto 20. The Big Show 19. Freelance 18. Yujiro Yamamoto 17. Solar I 16. Trauma II 15. Fujita "Jr." Hayato 14. Goldust 13. Katsumi Usuda 12. Negro Casas 11. Dr. Cerebro 10. Yuki Ishikawa 9. Bryan Danielson 8. C.M. Punk 7. Finlay 6. Alexander Otsuka 5. Black Terry 4. William Regal 3. Negro Navarro 2. Christian 1, Rey Mysterio

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A couple of Wrestling historians that are part of the invitation exclusive forum Wrestling KO publicized a list recently ranking the best wrestlers of 2008. I would have to say they hit a home run with this one. 100. Chuck Palumbo 99. Vladimir Kozlov 98. A.J. Styles 97. Chris Michaels 96. Tamon Honda 95. Hector Garza 94. Ikuto Hidaka 93. Floyd Mayweather, Jr 92. Mascarita Dorada 91 Stuka Jr 90. John Bradshaw Layfield 89. Mammoth Sasaki 88. Daisuke Sekimoto 87. Kensuke Sasaki 86. Tyler Black 85. Munenori Sawa 84. Ultimo Guerrero 83. Mike Quakenbush 81. [Tie] Katsuhiko Nakajima 81. [Tie] Fuerza Guerrera 80. Masato Tanaka 79. Mistico 78. Kevin Steen 77. Yujiro Yamamoto 76. C.M. Punk 75. Jay Briscoe 74. Yoshiaki Fujiwara 73. Homicide 72. Yoshihiro Takayama 71. Oficial Fierro 70. Montel Vontavious Porter 69. Koji Kanemoto 68. Satanico 66. [Tie] Shu el Guerrero 66. [Tie] Super Tiger II 65. Yutaka Yoshie 64. Bam Bam 63. Kenta Kobashi 62. Takeshi Morishima 61. Felino 60. Arkangel de la Muerte 59. Tsuyoshi Kikuchi 58. Carl Greco 57. The Miz 56. Shawn Michaels 55. Ian Rotten 54. Bull Pain 53. Johnny Saint 52. Averno 51. John Cena 50. Eddie Kingston 49. Oficial AK-47 48. El Valiente 47. Low Ki 46. Jun Akiyama 45. Pequeño Damian 666 44. John Morrison 43. KENTA 42. Chavo Guerrero 41. Todd Morton 40. Hijo del Perro Aguayo 39. Super Astro 38. Chris Hero 37. Oficial 911 36. Jeff Hardy 35. Austin Aries 34. Festus 33. El Hijo del Santo 32. Chris Jericho 31. Black Terry 30. Sami Callahan 29. Atlantis 28. Villano V 27. The Undertaker 26. Virus 25. William Regal 24. 2 Cold Scorpio 23. Ephesto 22. Randy Orton 21. Katsumi Usuda 20. Negro Casas 19. Solar I 18. Mark Henry 17. Necro Butcher 16. Daisuke Ikeda 15. The Big Show 14. Freelance 13. Cassandro 12. Jimmy Jacobs 11. Mitsuharu Misawa 10. Nigel McGuinness 9. Evan Bourne (13 votes including 4 top 10 votes, 809 points) 8. Negro Navarro (10 votes including 2 top 5 votes and 3 top 10 votes, 825 points) 7. Finlay (11 votes including 2 first place votes, 3 top 5 votes, and three top 10 votes, 870 points) 6. Rey Mysterio (13 votes, 883 points) 5. Matt Hardy (13 votes including 2 top 5 votes, 909 votes) 4. Bryan Danielson (13 votes including 5 top 5 votes, 943 points) 3. Alexander Otsuka (12 votes including 2 top 5 votes and 4 top 10 votes, 1009 points) 2. Blue Panther (12 votes including 5 first-place votes and 6 top five votes, 1034 points) 1. Yuki Ishikawa (13 votes including 4 first-place votes and 6 top 5 votes, 1089 points) Here's who didn't make the cut on the 100 list: 101 JOEY MATTHEWS 102 YOSHITSUNE 103 EL GENERICO 104 PIMPINELA ESCARLATA 105 DICK TOGO 106 YUKO MIYAMOTO 107 MARK BRISCOE 108 EDGE 109 FABI APACHE 110 LA SOMBRA 111 MIKE KNOX 112. ATSUSHI AOKI 113 GREAT SASUKE 114 TAKASHI SASAKI 115 GRAN APACHE 116 MEPHISTO 117 MANABU HARA 118 JERRY LAWLER 119 ERICK STEVENS 120 OSAMU NISHIMURA 121 DR WAGNER JR 122 JAMIE DUNDEE 123 MINORU SUZUKI 124 HERNANDEZ 125 TEDDY HART 126 RODERICK STRONG 127 MR NIEBLA 128 DAVE TAYLOR 129 YUJI NAGATA 130 MARY APACHE 131 SHINSUKE NAKAMURA 132 HIROSHI TANAHASHI 133 TRIK DAVIS 134 BATISTA 135 AJA KONG 136 DAMIEN WAYNE 137 TAKESHI SUGIURA 138 NAOMICHI MARUFUJI 139 ALEX SHELLEY 140 MEN’S TEIOH 141 TRACY SMOTHERS 142. MINORU 143 HAYATO JR FUJITA 144 NAOYA OGAWA 145 KOTA IBUSHI 146 ZORRO 147 HIROOKI GOTO 148 TOSHIAKI KAWADA 149 VILLANO 3 150 VOLADOR, JR 151 ULTRAMAN 152 VILLANO 4 153 CHRIS SABIN 154 RIC FLAIR 155 MOHAMMAD YONE 156 JUSHIN LIGER 157 GO SHIOZAKI 158 MASAAKI MOCHIZUKI 159 KEIJI MUTOH 160 MANUBU NAKANISHI 161 MITCH RYDER 162 RAYO DE JALISCO JR 163 PANTERA 164 ULTIMO DRAGONCITO 165 PIERROTHCITO 166 KOFI KINGSTON 167 MARCO CORLEONE 168 JORGE RIVERA 169 CHESSMAN 170 TREVOR MURDOCH 171 JAMES STORM 172 KURT ANGLE 173 KAYOKO HARUYAMA 174 UMAGA 175 PEQUENO HALLOWEEN 176 SILVER KING 177 TAKESHI RIKIO 178 KYOKO KIMURA 179 SHOCKERCITO 180 ABDULLAH KOBAYASHI 181 JAMIE NOBLE 182 DR CEREBRO 183 REY BUCANERO 184 SHINOBU 185 TAKA MICHINOKU 186 AERO STAR 187 SHANE SEWELL 188 CLAUDIO CASTAGNOLI 189 SARA DEL RAY 190 SUWAMA 191 MISTERIOSO II 192 JOSH BARNETT 193 RICKY MARVIN 194 AKITOSHI SAITO 195 DINGO 196 LOCO MAX 197 MIYAWAKI 198 TOGI MAKABE 199 TAKUMA SANO 200 GENICHIRO TENRYU 201 OZZ 202 PIRATA MORGAN 203 SANTINO MARELLA 204 SHELTON BENJAMIN 205 BOOKER T 206 BILLY BOY 207 TETSUYA NAITO 208. MANU 209 YUJIRO 210 UNIVERSO 2000 211 RIKI CHOSHU 212 BROTHER RAY 213 MINI ABISMO NEGRO 214 CINTHIA MORENO 215 GEDO 216 AWESOME KONG 217 BETH PHOENIX 218 JIMMY YANG 219 SATOSHI KOJIMA 220 DRAGON ROJO JR 221 JACK EVANS 222 BxB HULK 223 BOBBY EATON 224 JIGSAW 225 HHH 226 DELIRIOUS 227 RICKY BANDERAS 228 RYUJI HIJIKATA 229 CARLOS AMANO 230 MASAO INOUE 231 TIGER MASK I 232 KEITA YANO 233 SUPER FLY 234 TOMOHIRO ISHII 235 MASCARA PURPURA 236 SHUJI KONDO 237 BRODIE LEE 238 HUMAN TORNADO 239 GATO EVEREADY 240 SHINGO TAKAGI 241 KOTARO SUZUKI 242 RAY GONZALEZ 243 NARUKI DOI 244 MASATO YOSHINO 245 CEREBRO NEGRO 246 CYBER KONG 247 MESSALA 248 MASCARA ANO DOS MIL 249 ALAN STONE 250 CALIGULA 251 DAVE LOGAN 252 RICKY MORTON 253 VIN GERARD 254 HOOLIGAN 255 TAKASHI IIZUKA 256 KAORI YONEYAMA 257 TURBO 258 ESTRELLITA 259 SKANDALO 260 KINTARO KANEMURA 261 DAVEY RICHARDS 262 NOSFERATU 263 KISHIN KAWABATA 264 GIANT BERNARD 265 DRAGON KID 266 BJ WHITMER 267 SUPER CRAZY 268 PRINCE DEVITT 269 DOLPH ZIGGLER 270 MINI BLACK WARRIOR 271 GENBA HIRAYANAGI 272 EUFORIA 273 TANK TOLLAND 274 MINI BATISTA 275 BRIAN KENDRICK 276 DANNY GARNELL 277 DANSHOKU DINO 278 AERO MAN / MIKE SEGURA

He became good friends with Scott Steiner (Awesome) and got to tap some teenaged ass on his way out (Even more awesome), but he never made the WKO100 which might be an indirect cause of death. Also he is going to make a great addition to my zombies stable in No Mercy.

You make fun of me as if I'm a clown, but you have a signature of something that is not even real. It's clearly a picture of a roach photoshopped to make it look like it has a toy gun and a crown.

The numerator is that the WKO100 was too edgy and in your face to handle and the common denominator are the brain washed fans who are told what to believe.

Of course he was better than HBK and Angle. Without Benoit around to carry Angle, he's been exposed as a looney tunes motherfucker who has very limited understanding of selling. I don't know if Benoit is guilty of killing Nancy and Daniel, I was not there (nor have the whereabouts of Bill Goldberg on that night have been addressed), but I do know Benoit is guilty of making people think Kurt Angle is a good wrestler. Wrong, we have legendary comp maker Phil Schnider and he was on the international panel of wrestling historians who helped compile the list.

I don't like the fact many people here disagree with the WKO100, but as an american I will defend your right to do so. Also Go Shiozaki was too asian for our list, soz m8.

Pff this coming from their best seller.

Oh it's exclusive alright, mainly to jerks like you.

It was not done in kayfabe. Find me 3 better wrestlers than Otsuka, Panther, and Ishikawa this year. AINT GONNA HAPPEN!

So we should rank wrestlers by their body physique and ability to do moonsaults and nipups?

What did AJ Styles do in 2008 better than Mark Henry's series against Matt Hardy or Necro vs. 2 cold scorpio? AJ probably didn't even belong on the list to be honest. Besides I believe AJ voted for JOHN MCCAIN to be the next U.S president.

15 Years Ago a guy was given a contract and an option, at a time where gimmicks were handed left and right to many men. Many tried to make the most of it and many perished, but one guy hung around. One guy hung around long enough and was given a racecar and he drove with it. Unfortunately this isn't in the WWE section for a reason, but he represents the little guy. The unsung hero working hard day in and day out that nobody gives credit to. Bob Holly was not given much, but he earned a lot in his life, including my respect. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tftz2TO-6Fw

Too soon

I wonder what's in those test tubes.

The most perfect set of tittays.

I'm pretty sure I would have Doc Holliday's reaction if I seen that. Same for the Japs playing soccer floyd posted. Brother I don't know who you are, but I love that sig. "There's no tool in this pool"

Yeah, but after what's done is done they still had the nerve to say shit like "Owen would have wanted the show to go on" The show going on does not bother me as much as ridiculous shit like that did.

It doesn't. Don't remind me. For those that don't know you're reading the post of a Nickelodeon GUTS Silver Medalist. I've done a lot more with my life since then though.

4 bowls of Special K w/ red berries.

Brother, I am willing to bet my nuts that Vince McMahon doesn't even know what an austin aries is and the only time he had ever seen Nigel was in The Wrestler.

^ Man that's depressing that 13 years later Holly still would never win the IC title. Especially during that period in 99 where everybody was winning that shit. Almost as bad as Mabel/Viscera's only televised title win was the hardcore title at Mania where 10 other guys won it in the same match.