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Sven's gone mad officially. England should be the attacing force today. Owen should be dropped as well to kick start some self-motivaton.

::Throws random objects at Papcita::

I'd like to dispute the fact that the Austin-Triple H ''Three stages of Hell'' match was good. It was in my opinion, and I'm sure I'm not alone, the most overrated match of 2001 WWF.

Strangely truthful yet massively self-deluding.

Well the Czech's got the job just in time, while Germany and Holland both look crap. After one round of League matches, I'd like to make my group predictions... Group A: Winners: Spain. Runners-Up: It's a close call, but Greece should hold on... Group B: Winners: France. Runners-Up: England. Group C: Winners: Italy. Runners-Up: Sweden on goals ahead of Denmark. Group D Winners: Czech Republic. Runners-Up: Holland again on goals ahead of Germany.

1)Austin vs Rock-WM 17 8)HBK vs Foley-Mind Games 13)HBK vs Undertaker-Bad Blood '97 5)Bret vs Owen-WM 10 15)Bret vs Owen-Summerslam '94 42)Bret vs Bulldog-Summerslam '92 (DAMN YOU FOR MAKING ME CHOOSE BETWEEN THIS AND SAVAGE-STEAMBOAT!) 6)HHH vs HBK vs Benoit-WM 20 47)Owen vs Buldog raw 2/26/97

Gran Turismo 4, Burnout 3, Doom 3 and Half Life 2. Wow they are all sequels. Strangely enough, one game I am not looking forward to is THUG 2. I love the Tony Hawk's series and all, hell I was British Tony Hawk's 2 Champion, but after Tony 4 and THUG, I have become seriously apathetic towards the series. When I played the first one, I was blown away by the gameplay. Then I got the second one and it remains my favourite of the series simply becuase it bettered everything the first one did and added some stuff. 3, 4 and THUG, aside from differing career modes have done nothing and the PSONE Tony 2 has a better engine than the too simplified PS2 engine.

I'm more hyped for Czech Republic - Latvia. Pavel and the boys are my dark horses.

I think Choken was reaching a bit much to make his idea work. I can see where he's coming from, but I don't think even Triple H is idolising Flair to this extreme.

Your selective quoting is funny to me. I pointed out that I had no idea why Heskey has been given chance after chance. Why bring Beattie on as a defender when he hasn't played there in years? Lets just put Ashley Cole up front or talk Alan Shearer out of retirement so he can play in goal?

No whats keeping Alan Smith from more England caps is that Rooney and Defoe are better and England remains in love with the increasingly medicore Owen. Though having moved to United, I fully expect Smith to get a good shot at the side now. Especially with him playing alongside Scholes, Ferdinand and Neville.

The problem with not having a big bump is simply that everyone expects one. The crowd in attendence especially desire a big bump. Last night the crowd quickly died the more it became obvious that there was to be no big bump.

If Hell In A Cell was about not escaping, why have Michaels and Taker get out in the first one? Hell In A Cell is all about the heel not escaping the face's wrath until finding a way out before one of them takes a big bump. It worked for the first match which as it turns out is the best Hell In A Cell match. Coincidence? I don't think it was.

Yes you do want to do that. Yeah I'm looking forward to the new album too. His last two have been good if not really good.

God bless Rikishi.

I do not know why everyone seems to be identifying this as the end of Blair and Labour. Quite simply it is the British public telling Blair and Labour to get their act together before the General Election next year. I cannot see any party other than Labour coming through next year's election as victors. Sure the majority will be down a fair few seats, but thats expected. Bottom line, Britain isn't stupid enough to think the Conservatives can do a better job, and are simply too ball-less to put the inexperienced Lib Dems in.

In bold are the posters who actually participate in this reguarly. Italicized are the posters who I haven't seen make even one appearance since we started this. You really are blind aren't you?

Fuck James Beattie. There is an instant difference between players when it comes to knowing whether or not they are international class or not. Especially strikers. Beattie had a couple of chances and blew them. He is the same as Kevin Phillips. Look at Vassell, Defoe and Rooney, as soon as they pulled on an England shirt they looked the business. James Beattie did not. I just cant for the love of me understand why three England managers in a row have not noticed this about Emile heskey yet either.

Now I've watched and almost come to tears when England went out on Penalities to Germany and Argentina at Euro '96 and World Cup '98 respectively. I've watched Newcaastle go down 4-3 to Liverpool after the most breathless match ever. And I've seen Derby get relegated from the Premiership. But nothing in Football that I have ever experienced was as simply heartbreakingly gutting as the last three minutes of today's match. It was like an awesome high and terrible come-down. Outplayed, outclassed but never out fought. The dream everyone had in their head but never dared to back fully in case of ridicule. A draw was what he all said we hoped for, but deep down we wanted to say we could win, but simply wouldn't because it was too outrageous a concept. But for three minutes of absolute pure unbelievable insanity, England lived a dream. Bring on Switzerland and Croatia... (But get rid of Sven. If we are gonna play like an 11 man defence, at least have BUTT on the pitch instead of that donkey shit Heskey).

Kotz Ripper

Its 2am here in England and I've got to break into a house that ten minutes ago I was taking a shit in. The house is across the road from mine and the keys were left in my family's charge after the house in question's family moved out. While my house is having its Kitchen and Bathrom redone, we've been left with no shower or toilet. So with the permission of the house's owner, my family and I have been using the bathroom facilites of the house I've got to break into. Everything was fine until twenty minutes ago, I popped across the road for a late-night shit and left the keys inside the house while closing the doors behind me. I can't pick locks and all the windows are locked shut except one first floor window round the back which my fatass can't fit through even if I could climb upto it. I don't want to smash any windows either cos I'm flat broke and don't want to dish out for a new window. Any ideas?

Probably not, but there will be pressure on him to step down as leader of Labour and allow Gordan Brown to run for Prime Minister at the next election. Hopefully Blair will step down and Brown will come in. I'd hate to see the Conservatives back in. As pathetically weak as Blair has become, the Tories and Howard would be much worse.

When you become leader, may be we can start you an E-fed of your own, that'll be original.

Name: Stephen Joseph Occupation: Being rightfully harassed by half of TSM. Age: 20 years older than my mental capabilites. Sexual Persuasion: Schaeffer. Race: Nerd. Favourite Type of Porn: Gay Porn. Favourite Pornstar: Me in my own home videos. Favourite Weapon: Empty box of Kleenex. Favourite Play: Rent. Favourite Movie: My Beautiful Laundrette. Favourite Booze: I don't drink except for the occasional Sherry. Favourite Type of Condom: Ribbed for YOUR pleasure Rocky Horror Picture Show (yay or nay): Yay. Liberace (yay or nay): Yay. Wrestling (yay or nay): Yay, especially that Pat Patterson fellow. Khaki Pants (yay or nay): Yay. Shirt (yay or nay): Only if pink. Rush (yay or nay): Yay, i thought you asked if I had Thrush. Malibu, Kotz, Frigid, or Anglesault: Anglesault. And why would you make the best assistant trailer park supervisor? Because I could clean the toilets best, I do eat shit you know. And thats the truth, Ruth! Give me your best shit analogy: The crap on my teeth.

It looks like someone has taken a shit on Mole's head and gone to work with a rolling pin.