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Fight Club Vertigo Reservoir Dogs Rocky Dr. Strangelove Scarface Jaws The Godfather Taxi Driver To Kill A Mockingbird Apocalypse Now Citizen Kane The Shashank Redemption Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back Forrest Gump The Godfather Part II

I just noticed that... HA!

I personally hate London, but its still a fun time. Check out Speaker's Corner for some Extreme Left/Religious Fanatsism/Crazy talk.

To be fair, I'd walk out on TeamFrigidOldLady too. And I'm not even a good poster.

No thats the under-sea tunnel from Britain to France, but it's just as wide as Alf's mom's private area.

Fuck you Kotz you Australian-Midget-Obsessed Backhole boy. I am the original and best British poster here at TSM. Kylie's kid sister is hotter, but to be fair anything with two legs would be hotter than that leatherfaced goblin your obsessed with. I hear they've named a wing after Kylie at the Botox Injection place in London. Only herself and Cher have had such an honour.

Did someone say Popick was dancing again...

No. This isn't the middle of nowehere. I'm from Middle England both Geographiocally and class style, the only thing open 24 hours a day is Alf's mom's legs when she she cycles through...

Dear god I can't wait for AlfDogg's contribution. Coupled with the overall shiteness of TeamFrigidWoman, the draft split will bomb and Alf's mom will have to come live in my basement again.

I imagine a conversation where I try to get a kid to climb through th window might of went like this.... Me: Hello little kid, would you like to climb through a window at 2:30am to help me break into a house. Only kid ever to be walking around the streets at 2:30am and is small enough to fit through window: Paedophile!

Well I did it, I didn't break a window, but I broke the lock on one. First I had to use the ladder to get over the garage roof, then set it up against the back wall to reach the open window. Failing to fit through the window, I saw that there was in fact a handle to open a larger window beneath the one that was open. The handle was locked however, so after about ten minutes of pulling the handle as much as possible to break it, and almost falling off the ladder three times when I lost grip, the lock finally broke. I opened the larger window, climbed in and retrieved the keys. Now I've just got to disavow any knowledge of the broken window lock when the estate agent checks the house in a couple of days. All in all a successful break in with the exception of the broken lock. I think I woke up half the street though when the ladder fell over and clattered the back fence after I'd climbed in.

Right, I've got a torch and a ladder, I'm going to get in and out while the street is quiet and no ones watching.

I'm hoping it doesn't come to that...

Its 2:30am and come 7am my family are all going to want to use the bathroom to get ready for school/work.

No i'm back in my house across the road from the house I've got to break into.

Does that credit card thing actually work?

Its 2am here in England and I've got to break into a house that ten minutes ago I was taking a shit in. The house is across the road from mine and the keys were left in my family's charge after the house in question's family moved out. While my house is having its Kitchen and Bathrom redone, we've been left with no shower or toilet. So with the permission of the house's owner, my family and I have been using the bathroom facilites of the house I've got to break into. Everything was fine until twenty minutes ago, I popped across the road for a late-night shit and left the keys inside the house while closing the doors behind me. I can't pick locks and all the windows are locked shut except one first floor window round the back which my fatass can't fit through even if I could climb upto it. I don't want to smash any windows either cos I'm flat broke and don't want to dish out for a new window. Any ideas?

Is that the album that can be played over 'The Wizard Of Oz'?

Better yet, confine Chevy's posting purely to the WWE folder. Thats a fate worse than banning.

Hey I admitted marking for Test too, but most people have forgottent that too. No one will forget that picture. Most are probably mentally scarred as a result, but thats a different matter. This could be bigger than the Popick pictures...

Just saw the pic... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

She pretty much took as many cheap shots at Davey Boy and Bret, as she was trying to get a job at Titan. I think thats what most people hate her for.

Two years in a row I missed out on Donington because of Exams, and two years in a row Metallica put on a set to remember. I FUCKING HATE LIFE.

Admit it, you were crying before you even started.

Thats cos I volunteered for it when I was seven, I haven't been quite the same since the gliding accident.