caboose

::As CWM inflates himself, Caboose pulls up. CWM looks at Caboose who stands next to the air pump. Caboose pulls the pipe out of the pump. CWM looks at the end of the pipe and then at the TV screen. CWM holds up a sign that reads 'Those are the breaks'. CWM flies about violently like a baloon when letting pressured air out. Caboose: Meep, meep::

Admit it, you do.

CWM, I had hoped you would remember the true Old-School ways. ::Caboose sells the old-school::

I think it would be WINS EPICALLY.

::Caboose squirms and squirms in the Sharpshooter trying to reach the ropes...::

::CWM sees Caboose getting ever speedily closer. CWM glances at the trip wire and smile evily. Caboose is shown getting even closer. CWM rubs his hands anticpating success. Caboose runs through the wire and by CWM leaving but a ploom of dust. CWM waits for the dust to clear and sees Caboose gone and no anvil. CWM looks at the wire and then looks up at the Anvil. CWM cautiously flicks the wire with his foot. Nothing happens. CWM flicks the wire again. Nothing happens. In frustration of failing again, CWM delibrately kicks the wire. CWM heras a falling sound coming from above and looks up. CWM sees the really big anvil falling. CWM turns to the screen with the really big anvil's shadow getting larger and larger. CWM holds up a sign that reads 'Ouch'. The really big anvil lands on CWM. Caboose appears next to the really big anvil. Caboose: Meep, meep. Caboose runs off::

....KICK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Caboose throws the shoulder up at the last possible moment! The Montreal fans almost riot at the two count in absolute support for their native toothless idiot CWM. Both men slowly pick themselves up and slowly start to exchange big right hands...::

::Caboose is seen running about really fast in the background as CWM plots::

::Picks up CWM and signals for the Powerbomb...::

::Caboose no-sells the ribs and engages in an EPIC encounter of EPIC propprtions. An absolute EPIC. Caboose wins::

::Caboose counters with a drop-toe-hold to CWM onto a CONVENIENTLY PLACED CHAIR~!

Thats even better. ::Marks some more::

::Caboose marks for the violence::

::Blades and gets 1.9 Muta::

::Caboose uses No-Sell Play #48, 'The Road Runner no-sell'! CWM waits for the dust to clear, only to find no Caboose. Caboose: Meep, Meep. CWM turns around to see Caboose standing behind him on the edge of a cliff! Caboose points at the ground. CWM looks down and sees nothing but a 500ft drop to the valley floor. CWM looks back up at Caboose. Caboose: Meep. Meep. CWM turns to the screen and holds up a sign that reads 'This is gonna hurt'. CWM falls. Caboose shoots off into the distance::

::Has to run 300 yards across the arena floor to try and pin CWM... ...By the time he gets their Caboose can grab only a two-count:: MONTREAL: TWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Stve Buschemi: Define irony,... Nicholas Cage: ... Steve Buschemi: A plane load of convicts dancing to a track made famous by a band that died in an air crash. Nicholas Cage: ...

::Caboose disappears for five minutes...:: 5 minutes later... ::Caboose returns with taped ribs and a more unforgiving demanour::

::Caboose rolls out of the way, and CWM crashes through the glass ceiling!::

::Joins in celebration of CWM's 13,000th post by stunnering him again::

::Just to make sure BPP doesn't swicth the TV back on, Caboose blows it and the factory that produces the DVD's up::

::Caboose cracks the back of his head hard and is taken away by the EMT's::

::Loses respect for CWM because of cowering::

::Grabs CWM's foot, spins him around and delivers a Stunner::

::Caboose turns the TV off::