caboose

Yeah. I know. Who'da thunk it? Its not true anymore! NEWCASTLE 3 - Speed, Shearer (Pen), Ameobi PORTSMOUTH 0 Derby lost again. 3-1 at home to Crewe isn't clever. But a big HAHAHAHAHAHAHA in Anorak's and Leicester City's direction! How can you blow a 3 goal lead over Wolves!?

Someones mentioned him already but I'd back up Dracula as a big time villain. Moriarti is a given. I dont read a lot so I'm done.

Arch Enemy - 'We Will Rise'

Your gimmick is becoming tired Alf...

I know it was deemed stupid to use polls for the ratings, but this week I your Ratings GOD~! will allow a poll to tally up the ratings, in light of the new rating system being scrapped. So for one week only, poll away. You have until Monday morning... P.S. Dont take the rating examples seriously. Except 1, 2, 9 and 10.

Don Juan

Thank fucking god! It was starting to hurt my little brain trying to figure out a way to compile the new rating system. Long live 1-10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Metallica - Blackened

I dont know where this goes, but I'll stick it in General Chat because its open to interpretation... I am currently living in a house with five other male university students. Of the five, one is Chris, or Jimmy Beard as you all may know him and we get on like a house on fire. There are three others, Gareth, Tom and Ben that I get along perfectly well with. I enjoy their company and can have a laugh with them, as should be expected when at university. However there is one person Paul who is really pissing me off. Paul doesnt get along well with anyone in the house except Jimmy Beard, so the rest of us pretty much ignore what he says and does. Now the problem is that Paul has been stirring up shit between me, my best friend Marsha, Jimmy Beard and Jimmy's girlfriend Chralotte, who is also a good friend of mine. First Paul decides that I am in love with Charlotte. Paul tried to confront me with it and I laughed it off, because it is a laughable concept. Paul then went on to tell Jimmy and Charlotte that I loved her. They both laughed it off as well, knowing I neither think of Charlotte as anything other than a friend and that I wouldnt ever do anything like to Jimmy. This didnt stop Paul from continually trying to persuade me that I love Charlotte. Every time he has brought it up, I laughed it off. And Paul has piped down since no one took him seriously. In the mean time Paul continues to make snide remarks about me and things I like just to get under my skin. I ignored him again, because he is a prick and I dont care what he thinks. However... In the last week , Paul has tried to drive a wedge between my friendship with Marsha. I have been told that he sucks up to her and badmouths me every chance he gets. For me this has crossed a line. He is messing with my friendship, and to be perfectly honest the person I have a crush on. However the crush is of no consequence, I have discussed it with Marsha and its not an issue. Paul however has caught wind of the crush and has been talking to Marsha about it. I dont know what he has been saying but I know its none of his business. And this has pushed me too far... So what do I do? Do I continue to ignore him and his shenanigans and hope Marsha, Jimmy and Charlotte ignore him too, or should I just beat the shit out of him for being a prick and teach him not to mess with me? I especially look forward to Sandman's reply...

Well I spoke to Marsha at great length and she now ignores Paul. Chris and Charlotte still ignore most of what Paul says. As for me well Paul made a snide comment about a job I was applying for and I verbally unloaded all over him. As a result, if I walk into the room he leaves in and if I'm already in the room, he wont come in. Thats the best result I could have hoped for. But damn I really wanted to kick his ass...

I could type up something like this about the greatest angle that never materialised because I left just after Christmas...

For the second week running, OAOAST brands IntenseZone and HeldDown scored identical ratings. In week 19 both shows scored 7.17. Both down 1.33 from Week 18 when both shows scored 8.50. What will happen next...?

For the second week running, OAOAST brands IntenseZone and HeldDown scored identical ratings. In week 19 both shows scored 7.17. Both down 1.33 from Week 18 when both shows scored 8.50. What will happen next...?

Do you realise how much harder compiling ratings is going to be for me? DAMN YOU POPICK. I demand a raise. Fuck...

Nickelback.

Of the moment... Metallica - The Unnamed Feeling Limp Bizkit - Lonely World Aerosmith - Dream On Faith No More - R.V. Blue Oyster Cult - Astronomy

This is the second year of university. I shared a room with Jimmy Beard in the first year. And we chose to live with the other four in the second year. Yeah I dont know what I was thinking either?! I knew Sandie whouldnt let me down...

::Out of literally nowhere Caboose pushes SJ into the closet before SJ can lock it. Caboose locks the closet shut. Wraps it in bubble wrap, puts it in a wooden crate and posts it to Thailand!::

In what is perhaps the best demonstration yet of the great competitiveness between OAOAST brands IntenseZone and HeldDown, the week 17 ratings reveal that both shows scored 8.50, giving the OAOAST its first ever tied rating! The 8.50 is IntenseZone's highest ever rating and fitting considering its recent reformatting. 8.50 is of course no small acheivment for HeldDown either as it clearly reacted well to IntenseZone putting on such a strong showing. Where will the shows go now knowing full well the RATINGZ WAR~! is now fully underway...

In what is perhaps the best demonstration yet of the great competitiveness between OAOAST brands IntenseZone and HeldDown, the week 17 ratings reveal that both shows scored 8.50, giving the OAOAST its first ever tied rating! The 8.50 is IntenseZone's highest ever rating and fitting considering its recent reformatting. 8.50 is of course no small acheivment for HeldDown either as it clearly reacted well to IntenseZone putting on such a strong showing. Where will the shows go now knowing full well the RATINGZ WAR~! is now fully underway...

HeldDown struck back this week after losing to IntenseZone for the first time last week. HeldDown scored a much healthier rating of 7.89 while IntenseZone failed to capitalise on its strongest showing last week, by coming home with a 6.71 for this week. How will IntenseZone react? And Will HeldDown allow IntenseZone another chance?...

The first letters of all the names...

Did you not get the joke?

Caboose's Top Ten Female Names list... 1) Marsha 2) Alice 3) Sarah 4) Tina 5) Ursula 6) Rita 7) Bonny 8) Alicia 9) Tania 10) Electra

Oh it will be special.