DerangedHermit

How about the Closing Bell?

However you look like someone who would be awesome to party with... And is that the Twins logo on your hat?

You look kinda like Donkeylips from Salute Your Shorts.

No...and how do you base that on one pic? I believe that's the only pic of me on the net.

Me on the right in 2001. I'm looking off somewhere. This was in my 11th grade chemistry class. The eyes are fucked up though.

I'd say a major metropolitan newspaper qualifies as a source. What if it's the New York Post? Everybody knows that the Post should fuck off.

[scene shows Marge in the kitchen] Marge: [threateningly] Bart, I am going to get you...[brandishes some scissors] Bart: [gasps] Marge: [cheerfully] ...some ice cream at the store, since I'm saving so much money on Diet Cola! [holds up a coupon] [scene switches to Flanders outside] Flanders: [threateningly] Say your prayers, Simpson...[brandishes a glove with knives on the fingers] Bart: [gasps] Flanders: [cheerfully] ...because the schools can't force you like they should! [clips the hedge] Maude, these new finger razors make hedge trimming as much fun as sitting through church. [scene switches to Bart's classroom] Edna: [threateningly] You're going to be my murder victim, Bart... Bart: [gasps] Edna: [sweetly] ...in our school production of "Lizzie Borden", starring Martin Prince as Lizzie. [shot of Martin in drag] Martin: [with an axe] Forty whacks with a wet noodle, Bart! Wiggum: Well, shut my mouth. It's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling. [shot of Eddie the cop with squirrels running around in his pants, and a bunch of cops watching and laughing] Boys, knock it off! Agent: We have places your family can hide in peace and security: Cape Fear, Terror Lake, New Horrorfield, Screamville -- Homer: [enthusiastically] Ooh, Ice Creamville! Agent: Er, no, Screamville. Homer: [scared] Aah! Agent: Tell you what, sir. From now on, you'll be, uh, Homer Thompson at Terror Lake. Let's just practise a bit, hmm? When I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson," you'll say, "Hi." Homer: Check. Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson. Homer: [stares blankly] Agent: Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson. Homer: I gotcha. Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson. Homer: [stares blankly] [A long time later] Agent: [sighs in frustration] Now, when I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson," and press down on your foot, you smile and nod. Homer: No problem. Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson! [stomps on Homer's foot a few times] Homer: [stares blankly] [to other agent] I think he's talking to you.

The stock answer would be "Who hasn't Missy fucked?" Even I got a piece of her ass.

I was almost expecting to see a thread about the Boss (man, is he big!). I think that while the heel boss is not necessarily old, the ways that they humiliate them are. God help me if Stone Cold! Stone Cold~! Stone Cold! comes back and makes Bischoff his bitch.

OK, Amazins are 2-2 after them winning against the 'Spos on a Todd Zeile double in the 11th. Tyler Yates did good, bullpen is still very shaky, Orber Moreno got his first ML save and Cliff Floyd hit a HR. Nice play in the top of the 9th by ex-Yank, now Expo Juan Rivera throwing out Kaz Matsui (but even better play by Brian Schneider in getting the tag).

In case of an emergency landing, these two can be used as flotation devices.

That fucking pissed me off....at least the offense is good. It beats last year where nothing was good.

My favorites are: Homer at The Bat Marge vs The Monorail You Only Move Twice Homer vs. NYC Homer's Enemy (the Frank Grimes episode) Stark Raving Dad (the one with Jacko) Flaming Moe's Cape Feare $pringfield Boy Scoutz-N-the Hood Hurricane Neddy ("I'm Dick Tracy and you're Prune Face." *slap* "I'm Prune Face, you're Dick Tracy!" *slap* "I'm Prune Tracy and you're Dick...*tape stops*")

I contributed the .14159 OMGWTF pi. Rate me.

It would have fit better as the SD May PPV (see Angle's Great American trophy)...

Fuck off Ikea-man.

That's a little long. How about: Mik Foley Mik at Home/wherever you plan on living Hot Mik Mik at Work

I don't think they were together though...more like an enemy of an enemy is a friend.

With this shit now, I should become Eagan469 and post South Park and Theme of the Day threads. I'm not that stupid though.

I think you are fucking shit, and you are worse than the lowest fucking scum of the world. I would shit down your throat, but my shit is too good for you. Just joking. You coo' man.

Nope, it's still the Waffle Bunny, bitch. Don't fuck with the USA!

That was bloody. YAY! LEMMIWINKS WILL RETURN NEXT WEEK~!

It's NOT on. It's ON It's not on. It's ON It's OFF!

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I was 56th out of around 320. Had a 3.2 GPA.