DerangedHermit

Yeah, actually it is an April Fools joke. (For those who don't know, RSPW is a newsgroup - rec.sports.pro-wrestling.)

When did this happen? And by that, I mean the firing on TV. I know of the bad blood, even the Austin stuff, but all I remember is Jarrett losing the IC title to Chyna at No Mercy in the 'Good House Keeping' match and then Jarrett showing up the next night on Nitro and Guitar shotting Buff Bagwell. I think it was Vince on the last Nitro. "Jeff Jarrett is Double-G, Double-O, Double-N, Double-E ----- GONE!" If it was anything else, I don't remember.

Have Shannon Moore be revealed as the youngest "brother" from Hanson. For added effect, make "MMMbop" his entrance music.

Starship Coyote? Damn...that's ooooooooooold.

Yeah, D-Backs won the NL West in 2002.

Methinks they're a day early with this.

Ah fuck it... Shane Douglas and anybody. That boy just loves to burn bridges.

JIM ROSS! Just picture that. JR: STONECOLDSTONECOLDSTONECOLD! Want to become head booker, BAH GAWD?!? And this BBQ sauce venture is a SLOBBAKNOCKUH!

Would it have a SNL mail bag review on the back? No, it's too long. So they put the review in .0001 pt. font or just put it on a larger shirt.

The only good thing I've ever seen in K-Mart are the 1999-early 2002 WWF DVDs for $5. And Little Caesars sucks ay-USS.

And Drury has manners. Thanks.

Yeah, ratings like ECW on TNN. /zing

Here's a few more: Lassic/Lashiec (PSI/PSIV) Mother Brain (PSII) Neifirst (PSII) Profound Darkness (PSIV) The Turks (FFVII) Edea (FFVIII) Seymour (FFX) Llednar Twem (FFTA) Queen Remedi (FFTA)

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Do me. Heh. I said "do me."

Rate me.

I should probably write a counter-topic: FUCK THAT SHIT.

He hasn't been called Diamond Studd in at least a decade. Jesus Christ.

New York Mets Could (and I mean a big COULD) make the playoffs if every domino falls into place. But since they're the Mets, I predict third at best (behind Phillies and Marlins), fourth at worst. The key is for that team to stay healthy and for Glavine and the injured last year (Floyd, Piazza) to rebound. I'm starting to get scared of Kaz Matsui (he's been sucking like Rey Ordonez in ST).

A transcript of Flair's flashing Flair: WHOOO! RIDE SPACE MOUNTAIN! To be the woman, you gotta beat off the man! Flight Attendant: Looks like your Lil Naitch did the Flair Flop.

Maybe Eagan should post at TSM. oh wai

"AHHHHHHH! The PTA's disbanding!" *jumps out window*

Damn, that's a good one. I'll have to remember that one. /"Follow your nose, follow YOUR nose"

*cocks gun* Justin Hawkins may not be a good fit for this event, but Scott Stapp? Scott Stapp is a whiny piece of shit. EDIT: And, Choken, aren't you deaf? How would you know good music?