DerangedHermit

VKM: I was thinking Benoit should have the title until Summerslam. HHH (turns into vampire form): Remember how-uh you two are under my-uh control? *points to his teeth and scars on Vince and Steph's necks* *Vince does patented big gulp* VKM: Yessir, you'll win the title at Backlash, Hunter!

Holy shit, that looks exactly like Foley.

Heyman: Why does RVD have to wrestle the Big Show? He's 300 lbs lighter than him! JR: What do you want me to do about it? Make him go on a diet? Heyman: Yeah, I read the Ross Report. And a shoot comment that wasn't meant to be one: Lawler: When a woman starts thinking for herself, you're gonna be in trouble. Nothing but trouble.

Kent Brockman: Thanks, Mr. Simpson. Because of you, we're ALL taking golden showers.

No wonder the WWE's in a creative slump. Fucking stupid shits.

Sorry, Kotz, but I couldn't stand this fucking song: La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la I just can’t get you out of my head Boy your lovin’ is all I think about I just can’t get you out of my head Boy it’s more than I dare to think about La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la I just can’t get you out of my head Boy your lovin’ is all I think about I just can’t get you out of my head Boy it’s more than I dare to think about Every night, every day Just to be there in your arms Won’t you stay Won’t you then stay forever And ever and ever and ever La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la I just can’t get you out of my head Boy your lovin’ is all I think about I just can’t get you out of my head Boy it’s more than I dare to think about There’s a dark secret in me Don’t leave me locked in your heart Set me free Feel the need in me Set me free Stay forever And ever and ever and ever La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la I just can’t get you out of my head La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la I just can’t get you out of my head La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la I just can’t get you out of my head La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la I just can’t get you out of my head La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la

Why? Batista would kill Taker. And by that I mean I think a Botchtista Bomb would literally kill Undertaker. Yeah...and what's the big deal about that?

I don't know, I actually liked the new Undertaker look. It's more believable than Ministry or the old school Taker. I love the hat the most, but Bearer should be w/o the makeup (like when he was with Kane). Don't jump on UT just yet (so far it's just Kane and Heyman). Now once he goes over Benoit, Cena, Guerrero, maybe even Big Show or Batista, you can start bitching. I'd actually like to see some sort of interaction with Batista and UT.

What in the hell is that?

This sorely needs a tongue.

Too many chops. Really bad over-selling. I'd give it *. -=Mike However that guy had his working boots on tonight. ****334824723/669634223

Best anime versions: Cartman Jimmy Chef~!

CHEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy crap!

That is fucked up! Shuriken to the eye!

Lou Brown: Come on, you're not going to let her get you down, are you? You guys won last year just to spite her. Maybe, she's what we need. Jake Taylor: Oh, Skip, they were a different team last year. Lou Brown: Taylor, it's not your job to make excuses. that's all you guys do good. it's either a leg thing or a spiritual thing, or a psychological thing, or a heart attack. Jake Taylor: Who used heart attack? Lou Brown: Me. (collapses from a heart attack) and...... V

I saw Eagan in January on another board, and he said that he was posting on TSM at the time. I dismissed it as BS. However, based on the posting styles (posting certain Comedy Central show previews -- you'll be busted tonight if I know what you'll do; that irony thing above), Eagan = Krazy Karter. BTW, do you have any themes? I want the different 1997-8 Goldust ones, they ruled.

:drinks anti-light bulb antidote: *is smacked by Sandman with light bulbs* :falls over:

Along the same line, people in parking lots trying to sneak past you while you're backing out. Fucking dumbasses.

This is what I use as the background: And this is my brother's:

Don't forget the Trix rabbit. Damn longears.

Bro, use capitals and periods! You're setences are starting to get on Drury levels. Well, at least he doesn't end the post with Thanks.

Yes, but I don't expect them to be in Sable's pants. Why? Everybody else has!

"He sounds like he's hulking up!" "Why has Jake the Snake come back and let loose Damien on that woman's groin?" "Why did you cover your eyes during the porn and not during the Goldberg/Lesnar match?" Heh..."equipment malfunction". I bet the company spokesman was Justin Timberlake. /I'm here all week, folks.

I believe I said it first regarding Brock, you said it regarding FGB.