DerangedHermit

http://www.sportsline.com/nhl/gamecenter/r...0040128_WAS@NYR Two unsurprising things: 1) Rangers lose 2) Lindros gets a concussion

100 Reasons This Thread < Randy Orton 1. This thread doesn't have good entrance music.

Oooooooh............steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak. *eats steak* Hey you Massholes aren't so bad....

I side with Chave too. You freak me out, you angry Masshole. *gets punched in face twice*

Hello, Masshole. *punches you in the face* *curses at you* *laughs at you* *if need be, punches you in the face cuz you're from MA* Noo Yawk rools! Right?

Hello, Masshole.

Are you melting into a ShapelessPuddleOfPiss?

Look at the work for Car 6. Fecalophiliacs would be proud.

Am I doing the becoming great thing right? Uijt uisfbe tvdlt. I guess not....

Ya missed it? Well uhhhh....there was a wild orgy and everybody got $50,000 to be in it. It was so fun! Then everybody went on a **~MAGICAL~** adventure.

How can he try to do something that Chave has already accomplished? herpes is the name of Munky's blow up doll made out of beef jerky.. he's just weird like that. Any man that can shape beef jerky into a sex doll and then inflate it gets my respect. I also have an odd sense of respect for a man who can jerk into jerky. Could it be because your name is Meatwad?

I thought it was more of a Johnsonesque type of post.

Chave 2.5: I "Turned Heel"! YAY!

God, you suck. I'm good, but I'm not God.

Can we start a thread for "100 Alternate Titles for 'Chave's Heel Turn'?"

I know everybody has seen this, but it couldn't fit more than in this thread.

It's a WAR~!

Uhhh....... yowch?

That catfight ruled so much........

WINNAH.

Let's get these jokes out of the way: - he's a switch-hitter - he plays for both teams - has a good eye for spotting balls Another article really did say "Pitchers and catchers must report by February 26."

Gay Warrior Junior.

Changed it.

I've been hearing 10-15 inches (maybe less or more) for NYC/LI/NJ tomorrow night and Wednesday. I usually like the winter but this winter won't quit, coldest temps in years 2 weeks ago, snow won't melt --- stupid Town of Brookhaven can't maintain their roads...

Gee...do you think Steinbrenner's gonna try to get A-Rod now and move Jeter to 3rd?