DerangedHermit

*curses the fact that I had crappy seats*

Riot is a big understatement.

David Wells will love this. He needs grooming.

*shudders* I almost expect the NY Knicks and NY Rangers will start playing at Madison Square Garden at Cablevision Arena.

Yeah, it suspends believability if the ref can't friggin turn his head around or move his arm up and down three times. It reminds of the Popemobile driver in an episode of Family Guy (in "Holy Crap", "I have this little problem --- if you touch me on the head, I'll be knocked out for an hour")

With the Padres getting Wells, Maddux will still be available. There are rumors that the Cubs may be interested in and maybe even close to signing Maddux.

I got both Family Guy sets, and I plan on getting the Simpsons season sets, Futurama season sets, Critic set, Smallville season sets and South Park season sets.

Not all of them... The FuncoLand at my local mall hasn't changed it's name yet. Although, anytime I buy anything from there, I always get bags that say "GameStop" GameStop = Babbages = Software Etc. = Funcoland. There are a whole shitload of them around here due to them buying all of it up. There are usually at least two or three in or around the malls on LI (Green Acres has 2, Smithaven has 3, South Shore has 2, Sunrise Mall has 2 - notable exceptions on LI are Walt Whitman and Roosevelt Field with 0).

GTA 1 touched me in inappropriate places.

HOLY SHIT! You did take my advice and wear a hooded sweatshirt in your avatar.

Rosebud green peas: full of country goodness and green peaness. Wait, that's terrible, I quit.

Duke Phillips was awesome.

Or the largest of things.

"Oh no! I've killed Wilson! Looks like it's back to jail for me!" ...err... But will the funeral be partially-open-casket? ... Nah, but seriously, RIP Earl Hindman.

I'm taking those speed pills of yours, and I'm wearing the vibrating heat beads, and by "Riding your Snake", not only have I lost 65 pounds in four days, but guess what? I found out I'm the Devil! And I will wash over the Earth, and the seas will run red with all the blood of all its sinners! I am reborn! And I've got YOU to thank, Jimmy Tango!

Damnit? You ARE insane.

Ok...you're not insane --- you're just a Yankees fan. My twin brother is a Yanks fan and he exhibits the same symptoms. I could see how insanity and being a Yankee fan could be confused with each other.

My Game Gear came with Sonic 2 and Majors: Pro Baseball.

Until the Braves come around, of course. Expecally if it's a four game series. With Glavine cowering in the corner, I don't know if I'd really trust anyone but Leiter to do well. Damn, that took a lot of thinking and writing and it didn't come out that funny. No, it didn't. It was much funnier in my head, I assure you. And we all know how screwed up your head is. Hey, that was uncalled for. The voices in my head are offended.

Until the Braves come around, of course. Expecally if it's a four game series. With Glavine cowering in the corner, I don't know if I'd really trust anyone but Leiter to do well. Damn, that took a lot of thinking and writing and it didn't come out that funny. No, it didn't. It was much funnier in my head, I assure you. And we all know how screwed up your head is.

It's Called Taco Salad: The Reckoning. It's the story of the best taco salad ever made. The CIA wants it; the Cubans want it, Ole Anderson wants it; Dave Meltzer wants it for the story of the year and Markie Post and Hulk Hogan want it for science. We change the salad to french toast for the European release.

Until the Braves come around, of course. Expecally if it's a four game series. With Glavine cowering in the corner, I don't know if I'd really trust anyone but Leiter to do well. Damn, that took a lot of thinking and writing and it didn't come out that funny. No, it didn't.

With A's pitching coach Rick Peterson heading to the Mets this year, he can help them reach their potential. Yeah, really. If they sign Ponson, the rotation goes from meh to awesome.

If it wasn't for the awesome pictures of Molly in your sig, I would've barfed right now.

Rumors (specifically WFAN) say that Sidney Ponson may sign with the Mets. Nice pickup if it's true or does happen. Glavine, Ponson, Leiter, Traschel and Seo would be a nice looking rotation.