DerangedHermit

Apparently one Randy Poffo from Largo, FL is owed $59.92. And Angelo Poffo is owed something.

Shame there's no splotch (if there is, I can't see it)

Oh, c'mon, it's not that bad... You're right...it's worse. I haven't been reading it as much as anyone else so...why the hate on Gamepro? I'm seriously curious. Well, frozenblock said one part of it. Many magazines are easily swayed by advertising dollars. Gamepro is one of the worst of 'em. Gamepro used to be a decent mag, and had top-notch fighting game coverage. The magazines were fairly well put together and laid out well. However, they got really cheap, lazy, and poor-quality around the late 90's. They reverted to cheaper paper, reviews got to be more poorly written, their "strategy guides" were reduced to printing fighting game move lists--even if the lists were included with the game or in the game itself. The cover art became terrible, usually ending up a BUTT-ugly rendering or being drawn by a shitty artist. Worst of all, I think they know their magazine sucks because they back them at newstands now. I think if your mag is decent enough, if people flip through them and like what they'll see they'll buy them. Funny thing, I still have issues of Diehard Gamefan (R.I.P.) from nearly 9 years ago. Almost all of them are still intact and are in terrific condition. I often re-read them to get advice on what older games to check out or I'll use their rare strat guides. Often they'd have codes you wouldn't see other places. The Gamepro stuff...uh, I think it disintegrated or something. I know my Sega Visions magazines rotted away to nothingness (although they were in an old suitcase, which may have something to do with it). Everybody knows that Game Players/Ultra Game Players ruled before it died. I used to have a subscription to GamePro from 1994 up until 1998. I was losing interest in gaming and GamePro started deteriorating then. I paid for a subscription to Nintendo Power a few weeks ago(for the Zelda disc) and got free EGM and Gamepro subscriptions. Now if I could find a free OPM sub (with the demo discs)....

I won a copy of Project Gotham Racing 2 from 411Games.

I think I registered under a name or two there (this one and I believe, Negative Five Stars). I think I got like only 20 posts there if that many.

Titan Sports Inc. is the brand behind WWE. Hence the name Titan Towers. And the TitanTron. It used to be the name behind the WWF before it went public in 1999. From 1999 to 2002, it was WWFE and now it's just WWE (lazy fucks).

Even the dumbest marks know that the Informer was bullshit. If he ever got anything right, it must've been through sheer luck (because, god forbid the WWF/WWE has ever booked ahead of time for the past 5 years).

I agree with your sentiment regarding Manny and Nomar, but I have to take issue with this statement. What's the guarantee Nomar will be as good when he's 35. He'll almost certainly decline somewhat. Giving Nomar an insanely long contract is the kind of thing that can bury the team, long term. And what's the guarantee A-Rod would be as good when he's 35? It could go either way.

And about as brain-rottingly delicious.

They probably put subliminal messages on the tracks or something like that.. Or they could be blatantly obvious like they always are.

Duh. No, it's because his character sucks, and he ain't wrestling.

So, that's why it seems like shit whenever Orton comes out. Or is that just him? The reason Orton was injured was because Big Show ate him, then shat him out. That explains his regression.

And more suck. And it'll be an automatic WrestleCrap member. Oh dude, that reminds me. *runs to wrestlecrap* OH SHIT! THAT REMINDS ME TOO! (Runs) *runs opposite way*

One day Big Show was VERY hungry and there was no food so he ate the US belt. Sad but, true. He also went to Raw and ate the IC belt when RVD was champ. When he found out Orton was to win it, he shat it out.

Is this why the company seems to favor the east coast so much? We here on the west coast get so few shows. I hope you knew this, but before McMahon bought everyone out, Madison Square Garden (in NY of course) was WW(W)F's main arena to hold shows. Like they still say, it's like a home coming when WWE returns to MSG. And the East Coast is better. That's why there's no West Coast mods (that I'm aware of). /just kidding...or am I? Or am I not?

I just got the Legend of Zelda Collection in the mail. It rules.

And more suck. And it'll be an automatic WrestleCrap member.

No, episode 15 and the season finale. 701 I'm A Little Bit Country 9th April 2003 702 Krazy Kripples 26th March 2003 703 Toilet Paper 2nd April 2003 704 Cancelled 19th March 2003 705 Fat BUTT and Pancake Head 16th April 2003 706 Lil' Crimes Stoppers 23rd April 2003 707 Red Man's Greed 30th April 2003 708 South Park Is Gay 22nd October 2003 709 Christian Rock Hard 29th October 2003 710 Grey Dawn 5th November 2003 711 Casa Bonita 12th November 2003 712 All About Mormons 19th November 2003 713 BUTT Out 3rd December 2003 714 Raisins 10th December 2003 715 It's Christmas Time In Canada 17th December 2003

What the hell was with the weird crying, though? Was it in reference to anything?

I love the return of Scott. What a dick.

Wild Mountain Chicken Sandwich...I hope they keep it.

The PTBNL is Damian Miller.

Okerlund (to Mark Madden): "...so you can blow it out your ass!" Mike Tenay: "Yes he can." Tony: "Yes sir." Stevie Ray: "Yes he could, but we'd all be in trouble if he did." --- RR '92: ::Flair low blows UT:: Heenan: Flair trying to lift Undertaker... --- Joel Gertner: We've got pop?! Joey, that has to be the 2nd stupidest thing I've ever heard! Joey Styles: What's the first, Joel? Gertner: TNN's old slogan... Styles: And what was that? Gertner: We fuck pigs! --- Stevie Ray: You want me, Hennig? You got me, baby. Take about, mmm, two three minutes to get on my garb, and I'm gonna get in the ring, and I'm gonna get in your BUTT. It ain't gonna take long Hennig.

Booker T: I'm a 5 time WCW champion, sucka! RVD: Wow! You lost the WCW title 5 times?

One correction. There is no Raw next week. It's a Best of RAW 2003 special (talk about an oxymoron).