DerangedHermit

Has anyone got a link to that thread? You couldn't be lurking that long, could ya?

Ooooooh....someone's a wee bit snippy today.

And HHH showing his ass.

Let me guess... you were visiting quite a few porn sites and my dear friend Domokun came and killed it?

Here's a fish:

"Word is"? Let me guess a "backstage source" "told" "them" "this"? I swear most of the news sites just put rumors out there for the hell of it. If this is true, big whoop. It would be just another WCW-like fuck up.

I hope it's a "Loser gets shot and dumped into Fresh Kills" match.

That was awesome. Stan's delivery just made it that much more hilarious.

What if he offered you his teeth? Would he offer me his mouth? Yes. Would he offer me his jaws? Yes. Will he offer me his hunger? Yes. Again, will he offer me his hunger. Yes. And will he starve without me? YES. And does he love me? Yes. Then on a hot summer's night, woudl you offer your throat to the Wolf with the Red Roses? yes I bet you say that to all the boys... It was a hot summer night and the beach was burning There was a fog crawling over the sand When I listen to your heart I hear the whole world turning I see the shooting stars Falling through your trembling hands You were licking your lips and your lipstick shining I was dying just to ask for a taste We were lying together in a silver lining By the light of the moon You know there's not another moment Not another moment Not another moment to waste You hold me so close that my knees grow weak But my soul is flying high above the ground I'm trying to speak but no matter what I do I just can't seem to make any sound And then you took the words right out of my mouth Oh, it must have been while you were kissing me You took the words right out of my mouth And I swear it's true I was just about to say I love you And then you took the words right out of my mouth Oh, it must have been while you were kissing me You took the words right out of my mouth And I swear it's true I was just about to say I love you Now my body is shaking like a wave on the water And I guess that I'm beginning to grin Oooh, we're finally alone and we can do what we want to The night is young And ain't no one gonna know where you No one gonna know where you No one's gonna know where you've been You were licking your lips and your lipstick shining I was dying just to ask for a taste We were lying together in a silver lining By the light of the moon You know there's not another moment Not another moment Not another moment to waste You took the words right out of my mouth It must have been while you were kissing me You took the words right out of my mouth It must have been while you were kissing me You took the words right out of my mouth It must have been while you were kissing me Good gawd this is quote overload. Huss. Huss?!?! HOSS.

I heard Jake Roberts was sober.

Or CEO Banky.

I may not be a Warrior but I'm the Ultimate Warrior. *shakes ropes, rambles incoherently, dominates HHH in less than 30 seconds*

It's a hell of a lot easier to assume that everyone posting at GameFAQ's is a shit-eating, retarded monkey.

Legal: 530.17 Illegal: 615.7 Short: 3.86

This needs *scratches head and leaves* and the janitor *sprays lysol* on this thread. Don't forget the 1996 Guy. Even in 1996, mom jokes were still old.

What if he offered you his teeth? Would he offer me his mouth? Yes. Would he offer me his jaws? Yes. Will he offer me his hunger? Yes. Again, will he offer me his hunger. Yes. And will he starve without me? YES. And does he love me? Yes. Then on a hot summer's night, woudl you offer your throat to the Wolf with the Red Roses? yes I bet you say that to all the boys... It was a hot summer night and the beach was burning There was a fog crawling over the sand When I listen to your heart I hear the whole world turning I see the shooting stars Falling through your trembling hands You were licking your lips and your lipstick shining I was dying just to ask for a taste We were lying together in a silver lining By the light of the moon You know there's not another moment Not another moment Not another moment to waste You hold me so close that my knees grow weak But my soul is flying high above the ground I'm trying to speak but no matter what I do I just can't seem to make any sound And then you took the words right out of my mouth Oh, it must have been while you were kissing me You took the words right out of my mouth And I swear it's true I was just about to say I love you And then you took the words right out of my mouth Oh, it must have been while you were kissing me You took the words right out of my mouth And I swear it's true I was just about to say I love you Now my body is shaking like a wave on the water And I guess that I'm beginning to grin Oooh, we're finally alone and we can do what we want to The night is young And ain't no one gonna know where you No one gonna know where you No one's gonna know where you've been You were licking your lips and your lipstick shining I was dying just to ask for a taste We were lying together in a silver lining By the light of the moon You know there's not another moment Not another moment Not another moment to waste You took the words right out of my mouth It must have been while you were kissing me You took the words right out of my mouth It must have been while you were kissing me You took the words right out of my mouth It must have been while you were kissing me Good gawd this is quote overload.

That would be nice

I'd get a birthday cake with a woman in it, but I'm afraid that someone would accidentally stab the woman when they're trying to slice a piece of cake.

I'm pretty sure they're demon rats. I heard Goldberg's real name is Smaffles Q. Goirg.

Conformist.

I heard sticking your balls in an electrical socket turns you into Shane. I heard putting your ass in a electrical socket turns you into Abdullah the Butcher.

I heard putting your tongue into an electrical socket turns you into Kane.

I heard William Regal is actually Shawn Michaels and Maya Rudolph. Sorry, Barron.

Which took place in SALT LAKE CITY a few weeks ago (link the city).

I'm forming UPYORB (Union of People You Ought to Respect, Banky). Now who's gonna join me? Doesn't have the same ring. *walks away dejectedly*