DerangedHermit

Time to dust off an oldie:

Grandma got intentionally run over by a reindeer.

BTW, that's idiocy quotient, not intelligence

I heard Eric Bischoff, Vince Russo and Vince McMahon have IQs of 256 each.

I heard Al Wilson is immortal

Eagan, follow an easy two step program: 1. Look at my username 2. Look at your aforementioned post and decide whether it was an impressive insult. Oooh, DEEZ NUTS~! They HAVE been broughten!

And Jazz is actually a very pretty woman

Why do groups that fight for censorship still use Doom as an example?

and Hulk Machine was Vince Russo and Giant Machine was Stevie Richards.

I heard Jeff Hardy suffers from a rare condition where his hair and skin change into unnatural colors

Zeus the wrestler or Zeus the greek God? Or, as I heard, are they one and the same? They are actually one in the same. Triple H is Hercules (son of Zeus AND the wrestler)

I heard Nathan Jones was once better than Flair, Bret Hart, Chris Benoit, Eddie Guerrero, Ricky Steamboat and Kurt Angle combined

I heard people actually like X-Pac.

Big Show is actually the Dames and Bob Barron in a suit.

Is he a mutant?

That certainly explains how his ass can do tricks.

And Shannon Moore is actually 7'8.

And HBK.

The guy in the pic looks like Scoot Keith with slightly better hair.

And Yokozuna will join the Hart Foundation even though he's dead?

I hope frozenblockofpiss doesn't screw with this pic:

And that's why the dead man Undertaker will come back at the Royal Rumble.

I heard Bull Buchanan was supposed to be coming back as Waylon Mercy.

*bows head in shame*

"The Hermit thinks you should ban him, Dames." ---channeling the Rock '97 just kidding