DerangedHermit

Dames was too lazy to take the L.I.R.R. and he said he doesn't drive. And you weren't in the Hamptons. Someone drugged you and took you on the ferry to Fire Island. I'm sorry to tell you this.

Thank god it's just throwin' em.

Little did Paul know that it was hard to take him seriously when he held his riot shield upside down. Good eye.

He was OK. Bring him back. It's still better than some people.

I also read that this film will be a low budget one and will feature Dennis Haskins as an evil pastor. ( )

And the Macy Thanksgiving Day parade.

Stop the hate. Love people love.

I think we got our answer. La Parka: everybody loves him or you aren't human

Booooooooooooooooring.

Worst gimmick poster ever.

I don't think you'd want to do that. They're probably all fat old ladies with bush haircuts.

You sicko. Nah, you're not. It was hardly the worst movie with wrestlers in it.

Hey...I'm not doubting that.

Blasphemer. The man who puts pineapple on their pizza is the man who doesn't respect pizza.

I will kick you... I will kick you nine times. *kick* *kick* *kick* *kick* *kick* *kick* *kick* *kick* *kick* 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

And that's why America rules.

The only thing good about Canada is hockey. And beer. And Wayne Gretzky (I know, he is hockey). And Paulina Gretzky (4 more years). And Don Cherry. And Marie-Chantal Toupin. And Benoit, the Harts, Jericho, Lance Storm and whoever I forgot. And poutine.

That's one of the funniest things in the book along with: "American Airlines would like to welcome ALL of the World Wrestling Federation superstars...and Al Snow."

*shudders* Hmmmm.... *shudders again*

Christmas > Thanksgiving

He had one on Long Island before he was hired by the WWF. I don't know where on the Island it was, though...

And it's dangerously close to his crank.

20 teachers for 120 students? That seems a bit excessive. They call it overcrowding when there are 7 kids a class.

"Hey guys, come 'ere...is that really Willie Nelson?"