DerangedHermit

The premiere wasn't in DC, it was in Hollywood. RAW was in DC.

How's it feel to get HHHelddown?

I'd think they'd make Flair a ZOMBIE~! though. Flair: Brains? Brains? ::walks over to Vince, Steph and HHH:: no brains.

Smackdown not being on would not be the cable company's fault. It would be that UPN station's fault...

I used to be a big No Doubt fan, but this made me reconsider. Good gawd I hate this song.

Could the Rangers wear this gem from the 70's (not Phil Esposito, the jersey):

Andth thath bitth Victhoria thoo andth stuth!

Hurricane Isabel + the spit resulting from Lita's lithp = North Carolina underwater for years.

All of you > Rockapella. I mean, you know you suck when the second biggest thing you've done was a Folgers commercial. However, the Chief did rule. RIP Lynne Thigpen.

I atone for my mistake by giving you this:

"Jabroni-beatin, pie-eatin, trail-blazin, eyebrow-raisin, stronger than a bear, faster than a buck, hottest thing to hit Canada because the Maple Leafs suck!"

Especially when he did that laugh last night... Just for reference, Roger Klotz:

I have: Mondays/Wednesdays: 10:00 - 11:45 am - Intro to Computing Concepts This professor isn't too bad, except he goes too in-depth on everything, and he's extremely opinionated. 12:00 - 1:20 pm - College Composition II I've had her before (for College Comp. I). She's not too bad. Tuesdays/Thursdays: 8:30 - 9:45 am - Business Math The professor's an ordained deacon who was friends with Father Michael Judge, and he got to talk to Bush on 9/11 over the phone. He isn't too bad, but he talks down to everyone (like a kindergarten teacher). 12:00 - 1:20 pm - Principles of Business BORING. Hey, stuff the Center Moriches Paper Company up your ass! It's all he talks about (that, and old pop culture things that NO ONE was even alive for)...

What was up with that jobber Chalky Studebaker? He was always in the background and just a jobber all around. And Judy must have been a lesbo crack whore with the sunglasses she was always wearing. Can we get this moved to Movies, DVD and TV?

Nah, I'd say Torrie = Patty.

JR: What a...err...ho...no...that's not it...what is he? He's the best pure athlete in the WWE today! Mmm....HE'LL BE GREAT WITH MY BBQ SAUCE! BY GAWD IT'S AN ORGY IN MAH MOUTH AN EV'RBUHDY'S INVAHTED! Lawler: PUPPIES! Oh wait, she's old. NOOOOOOOOO!

Brian Bosworth > HHH

Where's Oklahoma when we need him?

Oh my god. Lita = female Kevin Nash.

How delithithly whithe trath.

The fans know Lita's coming out...

I heard that too...odd, no?

Rawr.

What, no taser?