DerangedHermit

WOW! HOLY SHIT. I would have never guessed.

South Park: - Woodland Critter Christmas - "This car chase is brought to you by Snacky Smores!" and the baby cousin Cartman's fudgesicle causing a car crash - Scott Tenorman Must Die - Red Sleigh Down - It's Christmas In Canada (the last appearance of Saddam) - Chinpokomon - Do The Handicapped Go To Hell?/Probably Smallville: - same ones as Tod DeKindes 24: (I've only seen season 4 and small parts of the beginning of 2 and 3, so...as is always the case with 24- spoilers) - Behrooz shooting his dad - "YOU SET ME UP!" (Paul Raines' English accent is so awesome) - the return of Tony - the return of Michelle

This is the most racist post I've ever seen. I loled

Ah....it would be called Rocky VI: Million Dollar Rocky? With the Rocky 6 script, I guess Rocky VII won't be Adrian's Revenge.

Umm...make me some soup and tea?

Yeah, really. And another shocker, the Republican version of CronoT, MikeSC, turns 30 (!) in 3 months. What fucking immature jackasses both are.

Correction: They demoted Jim Duquette (who had gotten the job after Phillips was fired in 2003). I think the Mets will finish third, ahead of the Phillies and Nats but behind the Braves and Marlins. If they're lucky, they may get the NL WC (but I don't see them beating whoever's in 1st in the NL East - which I think will be the Marlins)

Aww... look at that dog with a puffy tail! Heheheeheeeheeheeheeehee!

wtf I nearly froze while reading that

Use-ah the blue turtle shell, you beautiful stereotypical bastard!

Don't forget the head of Erik Estrada in Robin's lap.

Come on you motherfucking pieces of shit, Cablevision!

1980 thru the 1993-94 playoffs.

Or Holla Dollar Gym. Hey, my school had a WWF house show there once!

Shitty park/arena/stadium names: Minute Maid Park Petco Park US Cellular Field apparently there's a Taco Bell Arena somewhere

The Dolans are a pox on sports (Larry is the brother of Charles, chairman of Cablevision and the owner of MSG/Knicks/Rangers)

Yankees: George Steinbrenner - Don't need to explain, he's done it for me. Grade: It changes with his mood. Mets: Fred Wilpon - Used to be kind of stingy (if it wasn't for Doubleday, the Mets wouldn't have Piazza), and his son, Jeff is in the front office. Can be a little clueless at times. Grade: B- Rangers/Knicks: the Dolans (Cablevision) - Inept pieces of shit who care about mudslinging at Michael Bloomberg over the proposed West Side Stadium than their own business ventures (they killed NOBODY BEATS THE WIZ, dammit!) They own MSG and even though they bitch and whine about the proposed public funding for the West Side Stadium, they get a gov't subsidy for MSG in the range of $100M. Damn cocksuckers. Grade: Big fat fucking F--------- Islanders: Charles Wang (of Computer Associates) - Revived the Islander franchise back to respectability (they've had a few Bridgeport Sound Tiger games at the Coliseum during the lockout) and is one of the backbones of Long Island's economy. A building at my university is named after him (heh heh, the Wang Center) Grade: B+ Jets: Woody Johnson (of Johnson & Johnson) - pretty good, has more of a background role in the West Side Stadium battle. Grade: B Giants: the Mara family - Wellington is pure class. Grade: A-

Yeah, they definitely give him too much credit. Bush is just inept, not really evil.

"Pitch!" "HAHA, I didn't say SIMON SAYS. You're out." "..."

no Basically all I was trying to say is that anything can happen to anyone at any given time. So maybe not everyone's a high-risk, but there's always the chance. There are players that just simply get injured more and are high risk. See JD Drew, Ken Griffey Jr., Cliff Floyd, Jose Reyes and quite a few pitchers (including the aforementioned Wright and Kevin Brown).

Nah, everyone knows the best sign was when Vince bought WCW:

Good ad in today's Newsday from the Mets:

Bobby Abreu sucks and is overrated! /just kidding, Al

I loved this, especially when Voltron was forming (the two Voltron parts humping each other) I loved the whole lion thing, and the hyena ready to make his move on the lady lion. Fun Fact: Lemming milkshakes are a great source of protein, but not a great source of taste. Best nutshots were the two robots, the two squirrels, the old lady one, King Kong and the plane and the George Washington one. Who else liked the "Vampire Babies For Sale" non-sequitur thing? This show has tremendous potential, as long as they have the material.

Pedro isn't starting, it's Glavine starting Wednesday. I can't wait, I want to see Beltran in action, I want to see the Nationals, I want to see baseball and the Mets after 5 months. And I want to hear the familiiar ESPN baseball jingle (without it being a videogame - so what should I buy - ESPN 2K5 or MVP?)