DerangedHermit

Was that also where he called Taker and Kane "Two Putrid Pussies"? It was after Breakdown where his ankle was "broken": Vince: "And maybe, just maybe, you can get it right. I'd like to wish you the best of luck, you know why? Because I think the two of you are gonna need it, becuase as far as I'm concerned, it's like dealing with the handicapped, one's physical (looking at Kane) and one's mental (looking at Undertaker). Good luck to you both." *Undertaker grabs Vince* Taker: "You need to watch your ass, because the next time you get out of line with either one of us, you're gonna be the one handicapped, and that I will promise." *Undertaker turns his back, and Vince flips a double bird, but Undertaker turns and sees it* He called them "two putrid pussies" before Breakdown (I want to say on one of those Saturday night Raws).

Someone on useless moron useless moron Scott Keith's (oh no he said useless moron Scott Keith *tackle*) blog said it may be Christy Hemme and.......................HHH. I'd take it with the tiniest grain of salt but if on the .0001% it were true, hello Hogpen matches

So they say. But they chose the wrong religion. Now 100 percent of their graduates go on to Hell when they die. I'm sorry, the correct religion was "Jedi." Jedi. So Hell is the Dark Side.

Figures those dumbfucks have a relatively light weapons policy

yes Hay guys from 2005, no flying cars and your president will be Jeb Bush. Oh yeah, Kiefer Sutherland will be your California governor after Ah-nold decides to be the Veep in 2008. And Undertaker will still be squashing young rookies especially that Dewey Foley. Oh well, gotta head to George W. Bush International Airport.

Eeeeeewwwwww.

I should sue Sega because I'm jumping on robots now

That IS really delusional

That's horrible....and you know Republicans don't use Firefox

Here's something interesting from TSN if the NHL does decide to use replacement players

It's the PANGER~! How I missed your sweet bald head.... /just kidding

The NHLPA news conference should be funny as well.

What'd he ask? "Based on what's happened in the past ten years, why is there a reason you and Bob Goodenow should keep your jobs?"

...what the hell is one of those...I remember it faintly

"Any apparent player gains, he said, were a cunning ploy by the owners to lure the enemy into a trap. 'Our armed forces, according to their tactics, are leaving the way open'." BTW, the Buffalo reporter rules.

I'm fucking laughing my ass off......Bettman sounds like the Iraqi Minister of Information

One thing I can say today: the NHL is finally being recognized by news outlets!

Now he's insulting us by trying to kiss our ass

I'm a Rags fan, and I wouldn't even touch that with a 60-mile pole. Nobody wants to spend $300, $200 or even $50 on a shitty game.

Yeah he was squirmin' all right And I never noticed how much Bettman looks like Kevin Spacey. He's fucking pissed...come on, reporters. Grill the rat more!

Wow, did you see the rat squirm?

Please get off my screen, Bettman. I'd rather watch Mike and the Mad Dog...

*does not compute*

Shut your fucking hole, Bettman

Gary Bettman, kiss my ass. Owners, kiss my ass. Players, kiss my ass. NHL, we hardly knew ye.