DerangedHermit

If so, let's stuff Loria and Angelos on a one-way flight to Caracas. I don't see Bud Selig on your list.

Since there's no SD thread: when did Spike Dudley grow the long goatee?

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Floyd doesn't want to play first (he had a major injury there in 1995 with Todd Hundley and when he returned, Henry Rodriguez was at 1st and Cliff was moved to the outfield) And they'd probably platoon Victor Diaz and Eric Valent if this happened. Ian Bladergroen is an unproven single-A player and in the short term, it's a steal for the Mets. I don't know if Blade will pan out.

According to ESPN 1050, Mets trade Aaron Heilman (and possibly Ian Bladergroen - cool name) for Mientkiewcz (whew, if it was Petit....grrrr) Now I REALLY don't buy it.

Neither do I.

Don't you mean they got mientkiewcz and the world series ball for a minor league prospect? Quite possibly.

Sportscenter just said the Mets got Doug Mientkiewcz for a minor leaguer (please let it be Heilman or Seo; I'd shoot myself it was Petit or Milledge)

More like a check minus. Check minus minus minus, actually. Whoops, the last minus was brandy

Al, who do you think is the Mets' best option at 1st right now? Would it be Travis Lee?

Most of those games the Mets had Wilson Delgado, Jeff Koepinger, Gerald Williams and Eric Valent in the starting lineup. Don't forget Joe McEwing.

No. EDIT: GAYED UP BY KOTZ~! Real Edit: Awful.

Don't SAY THAT! Omar better not be done, and he better not go after Sosa. Son of a bitch.

This whole Delgado ordeal reminded me of when the Mets negotiated with Juan Gonzalez a few years ago. Will Delgado fall flat just like Juan Gone did? I hope the Marlins win this year because the Marlins will not be able to stay together. And say hello to new Met Doug Mientkiwcz or Travis Lee.

Now reading THAT Failed Mascot's post did make me freeze. If he becomes a CE mod, I will pray for the safety of Slapnuts... Well, I just want this day to be over...

It IS your fault.

Then Alberto Gonzales would be an honors pre-calc teacher?

Can I be a mod? Who knows more about impending suckage than me? (just kidding about the last sentence)

I guess that's another reason I've really been at Something Awful a lot more lately. This forum's become more stale because of making every Tom, Dick and Kotz mod. Not to mention, FS and Anglesault's bitching kinda added something special to the forums. No offense, Tom.

I guess that's another reason I've really been at Something Awful a lot more lately. This forum's become more stale because of making every Tom, Dick and Kotz mod. Not to mention, FS and Anglesault's bitching kinda added something special to the forums.

Of course not. Fags don't use violence LAFFO2005~~~~~!

Unless you gots a shovel.

Aisha Tyler is the mole!

Jack be awesome, Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack be sweet and tender

Bye bye Behrooz