DerangedHermit

Day before I was born - June 29, 1985 WWF @ Philadelphia, PA - Spectrum Lanny Poffo defeated Barry O The Missing Link defeated Jose Luis Rivera Randy Savage defeated Swede Hanson B. Brian Blair defeated Steve Lombardi Big John Studd defeated George Wells David Sammartino defeated Bobby Heenan via count-out Ricky Steamboat defeated Don Muraco via disqualification WWF World Champion Hulk Hogan & Paul Orndorff defeated Roddy Piper & Bob Orton Jr. Day after I was born - July 1, 1985 WWF @ Oakland, CA Adrian Adonis defeated Rick McGraw Ivan Putski defeated Bob Orton Jr. via disqualification Jesse Ventura defeated Gama Singh Paul Orndorff fought Roddy Piper to a draw George Wells defeated Les Thornton WWF World Champion Hulk Hogan defeated Brutus Beefcake WWF IC Champion Greg Valentine defeated the Junkyard Dog Davey Boy Smith & the Dynamite Kid defeated Rene Goulet & Alexi Smirnoff

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Shit, I'd rather him go to the O's than play for Loria. C'mon Mets, don't let me down. Yeah Mets, don't let me down! And it's nice to see Al Leiter try to become a GM for the Marlins. God knows him and Franco did that a lot.

"OH MY GOD! IS THAT A THIRD LEG? NO, IT ISN'T! It's unacceptable! It's disgusting and repulsive! SLAMALAMA, WHAT A DING DONG!"

More like 80%, then 10% by evil white women

What the hell is an elk nimrods?

I got it today. Well worth the money and I don't know why I dragged my feet on buying it.

No, those are boy scouts.

Methinks it ain't working.

He had an ERA of 2.92 before it happened...people have unfairly shat upon Glavine this offseason

I never thought of Glavine being the type suited for relief (he doesn't have the speed Smoltz has)...I expect a rebound for him this year (better offense/defense, not getting into a car accident )

Checkers' fries are indeed the shiznit...and the burgers are OK (but they usually have promotions, so that's good)

They didn't offer him arbitration.

His arm? It WOULD make a good back-scratcher.

Yeah, Looper's practically the only sure thing in the bullpen, and even then...I wouldn't mind getting rid of Heilman or Seo (preferably Heilman) for Farnsworth. Looper... sure thing? Tell that to all of us Marlin fans. Looper IS the surest thing in the Mets BP... DeJean Fortunato Heredia Seo Yates Looper Moreno (I think he may not be ready for next season due to injury) Strickland This makes me

Especially when they're all in one big pile in the middle. Oh man...that's the shit. I love trying to put them on my fries.

Whoopsie, wrong bodily function.

Yeah, Looper's practically the only sure thing in the bullpen, and even then...I wouldn't mind getting rid of Heilman or Seo (preferably Heilman) for Farnsworth.

I didn't hear Looper being involved, but I did hear Farnsworth being included. I heard something like: Mets trade: Cliff Floyd Aaron Heilman Jae Seo Cubs trade: Sammy So-so Kyle Farnsworth

Hey, we've had people publicly stated they post while drunk or on the influence of drugs. What next, posting during sex? O wai-

Some McDonald's on Long Island have .49 cent hamburger Mondays (and .59 cent cheeseburgers)...that's the only time I go to McDonald's, otherwise I'd go to Checkers (mmm...Checkers' fries), Wendy's and Burger King in that order.

oh my god, he's even more devious than we thought!

And he kicks puppies.

I give the vote to Jeter as well for that reason above.

Huh?? Carlos Delgado is a 1st baseman (he has played 2 games as a catcher, last in 1994).