DerangedHermit

Watch Smackdown...HARHARHAR

Hilarious. The Rockies "rebuilding?" No way. Get the fuck out of here. The Rockies seem like they're never in nor out of contention. They lost 94 games this season...

Have a field day, folks.

in a ditch in a magic urn

In summation, Inca AoO/teh cock

Holy shit - Kelly Clarkson pulled an Ashlee.

Corporate whoredom strikes a-gayn!

"Hay, Joanie, I can see your doodle!" "Mom always says 'Don't play with your balls in the house'". Give this man the $10,000... Fine that man $10,000.

"Hay, Joanie, I can see your doodle!"

Joey Buttafucco beat Chyna Chyna can beat X-Pac X-Pac can beat Kane Kane can beat Shane McMahon Shane McMahon can beat Vince McMahon Therefore, Joey Buttafuoco can beat Vince McMahon

That may fit under "Stupidest Team Ever". The Mets would sign him, but he's not 36 years old.

I want to say Roger Cedeno in 2002 for some reason...

Benoit's head being banged repeatedly on the exposed turnbuckle != clean

I want to see the hockey season start up again so I can see the Manhattan Rangers battle the Uniondale Islanders or the East Rutherford Devils.

Just change it back to the California Angels, Anaheim Angels or the LA Angels. None of this double-dipping bullshite.

The Daily News says there are rumblings that the Mets could be offering Beltran between $120M-$140M over 8 years. http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball...9p-229160c.html

Awwwwwwwww.......I thought AoO was cool? ...not balding /please don't take offense

I have: Simpsons S1-5 Family Guy Volumes 1 & 2 Futurama Volumes 1, 2 and 3 South Park S1-4 I'm waiting for more money so I can get Futurama Volume 4, though. DVD's I'll buy in the future if the prices go down: Smallville S1-3 when I find for < $25 each Arrested Development S1 when I find it for < $20 Chappelle's Show when I find S1 < $15 and when S2 goes under $25 The Critic

*pulls shirt collar nervously*

You're the "no" dude from the Capital One adverts. I'll bet you wake up and bow to a massive minus symbol every morning 'cause you're so negative. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! DAVID SPADE! RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

this is a reenactment

Happy new year. I resolve to not suck. Shit, broke that already. Fuck!

Is it bad that I imagine your posts in the voice of the original Red Ranger? AW ITS MORPHIN TIME

AW HELL NAW

http://1010wins.com/topstories/local_story_364094126.html Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.