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I got so far: Simpsons Season 5 $40 Target gift card razors (boo!) a 2004 World Series official program (I collect them) *waiting for present from sister, heard it may be gift card to Best Buy*
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As a Mets fan, it pains me to say that John Schuerholz is the best GM in recent baseball memory (how he wins divisions in years he shouldn't have is beyond me) I'll give it up to Jocketty though, Rolen's contract is one of the best bargains.
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I belive it's Moses Fletwood Walker in the early 1880's. Correct me if I'm wrong, Al.
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My favorite syndication cuts from Season 5: - from Rosebud *Homer and Lisa watch TV* Burns: Smithers, I'm home! [canned laughter] Smithers: [enters, wearing apron] What, already? [canned chuckle] Burns: Yes. [loud canned laughter] Lisa: [watching] Is it my imagination, or is TV getting worse? Homer: Oh, it's about the same. [talking to TV, pointing] Uh oh! Look out, Smithers! *sound of breaking glass* [laughs hysterically] I love this show. - from Boy Scoutz 'n' the Hood Bart: Aw, who needs a cruddy knife anyway? Knives are boring... *Bart dodges Hans Moleman who's being thrown out of Moe's.* Moe: [holding a knife] When I say, "Put your beer on a coaster," I mean it! Hans: You call that a knife? *This* is a knife! *pulls out an oversized blade from his cane, it's too heavy for him to hold up* Hans: Ooh... ooh... down I go. [thump] Ooh. Bart: [moans] - From The Last Temptation of Homer The camera pans past all the exhibits at the energy convention inside the convention center: cold fusion, "Oil Power", "What About Wind?", coal, and water. It comes to rest on the solar energy display ("Cheap, clean hope for tomorrow"), which is being run by Hans Moleman. A man in a suit with sunglasses asks, "So this stuff really works?" "It certainly does," says Hans proudly. "Oh, well, lotsa luck!" says the man, giving Hans a chop in the neck. A number of other men in suits appear, and two of them close red curtains around the exhibit. When they open them again, one man sits behind the desk in front of a banner that says, "Fossil Fuel: Use Us and Nobody Gets Hurt." Seconds after, the man remembers to take off his sunglasses. Marge: Good news, honey: two weeks are up. You don't have to wear your glasses any more! And your scalp and posture seem fine. Bart: Yes! [kicks shoes off] *They fly through the window and smash through Flanders' window] Ned: Kids, did anyone pray for giant shoes? Rod: I did! Ned: Okily dokily! -from $pringfield Back in Burns' Casino, Homer watches a Dustin Hoffman-lookalike with amazement while a Tom Cruise-lookalike sits next to him. Homer: Twenty-one? Do that card counting thing again. Come on: do it again. Raymond: Definitely have to leave the table. [grabs his arm] No! Please, please, please, please, please? Raymond: Gotta watch Wapner. Leave the table. Yeah, leave the table. Homer: No! Raymond: Aah! [screams repeatedly, hits his head with his palm] Homer: Aah! [screams repeatedly, hits his head with his palm]
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I love the deleted scenes, especially the Bond one (that they had on a clip show) from $pringfield. Bond: "Joker? Deal me another card." *Homer deals* Bond: "Rules for Playing Stud Poker?"
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Cardinals sign David Eckstein to a three year deal. Nice move.
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I just got it; mmm.......filler. Nah, it's actually very awesome, these disc sets get better and better
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David Brock reaches out and bitchslaps O'Reilly
DerangedHermit replied to Jobber of the Week's topic in Current Events
Holy crap, it's good ol' JR -
Sunday: King of the Hill: B- Malcolm: D Simpsons: C- Arrested Development: A+ Monday: WWE Raw: C/C- Wednesday: Smallville: C+ South Park: A Drawn Together: B+ Thursday: Smackdown: C- Saturday: SNL: F-----------------
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I'm not shocked that the Mets got rid of Strickland and Moreno. They've both been injured quite a bit.
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The Angels' official site said he was non-tendered...
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Who's the bald guy on the ATV with the gravely voice?
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As long as he doesn't go to the Yanks or Red Sox, I'm happy You got our busted up shoulder pitcher. Cheer the Red Sox on to get Houston's. Haha. Whatever, I really DON'T want him to sign with the Braves. They're really good at reclaiming pitchers.
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As long as he doesn't go to the Yanks or Red Sox, I'm happy
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Come on Omar....get a version of Victor Zambrano if he was good
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Go to your room and get out of MY HOUSE~!
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My sister taped An Ewok Adventure when it first aired on TV. I don't know why after 20 years the tape hasn't been burned yet.
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I think this is a very solid move by the Mets. He won't duplicate last season but he's still good for .280 and 25-30 knocks. If Reyes, Matsui and Cameron get on he'll put up good RBI numbers. I thought they'd give him 10 mil and more years so I'm impressed that they got him relatively cheap. Cameron just had surgery on his wrist and may miss the first week or two of the season. The Alou signing is OK, for some reason, I didn't know he was that good for the Cubs last year (.293, 39 HR, 106 RBI). It beats Floyd (who will probably be gone -- prolly for Sosa or hopefully, for Manny) or they could have Floyd in LF w/ Alou in RF -- if Floyd is gone, it'll be Alou in left, Victor Diaz in right.
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And convince George Steinbrenner to trade all of the Yankees to the Tigers for Alex Sanchez, then watch the psychology experiments begin!
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Uhhh.....noo
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I guess they don't believe in "don't ask, don't tell" in England.
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Eric Chavez: I play for the A's. - Here in Oakland? I didn't know they still had a team. Chavez: Yup, we've got uniforms and everything; it is great! Jason Kendall: I'm hung over, my knees are killin' me and if you're going to pull this shit at least you could've said you were from the Yankees. Board Member 1: I've never heard of half of these guys and the ones I do know are way past their prime. Billy Beane: Most of these guys never had a prime. Board Member 2: This guy here is dead. Steve Schott: Cross him off then.
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Jim Carrey - Most under-rated dramatic actor ever?
DerangedHermit replied to a topic in Television & Film
However, both DID dress in drag. -
Nah, they play the Yanks (duh), Angels, Mariners and A's. Yanks face Brewers, Cards, Pirate, Cubs and (duh) the Mets next years. Red Sox face Cards, Cubs, Reds, Pirates and Phillies.
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The OAO South Park Season Finale Thread for 12/15
DerangedHermit replied to a topic in Television & Film
BLOOD ORGY~!