DerangedHermit

But if you've been to Southampton, NY, it most assuredly does NOT rock. Traffic and snobs suck. I mean...going from Hill St. & Windmill La. to Southampton College took 4 hours due to Rod Stewart and a nasty accident. I was going an average of .625 miles an hour!

After Raw changes its name to WCW Monday Nitro.

I stopped at the T in the word "the".

Is it still a bannable offense to wish death on someone?

No, our arch rival would've been AOL's WWE message boards. God, they used to be SO BAD. Of course, I got rid of AOL two and a half years ago, so it might have changed. I don't know.

FOX: Sunday, 2000-01 Futurama King of the Hill The Simpsons Malcolm in the Middle The X-Files NBC: Wednesday, 1991-92 Unsolved Mysteries Night Court Seinfeld Quantum Leap ABC: Tuesday, 1991-92 Full House Home Improvement Roseanne Coach This ain't the networks, but....... Comedy Central, you know when South Park Chappelle's Show

The Cubs should sign the electric fan to a contract. He blows less than Farnsworth.

How about RVD as: Rob VD! If he touches a wrestler, they develop herpes. Wrestlers will get smart to this and will wear plastic all over their body.

My faves on that site: Sonic Adventure 2 Battle (the real hedgehog auditions) http://217.153.29.18/%7Emichal/pliki/mov_s...tle_1_qt_hi.MOV http://217.153.29.18/%7Emichal/pliki/mov_s...tle_2_qt_hi.MOV http://217.153.29.18/%7Emichal/pliki/mov_s...tle_3_qt_hi.MOV Sonic 2 (infomercial style) http://217.153.29.18/%7Emichal/dec/usa/sonic2a.mpeg Chocobo's Mysterious Dungeon http://217.153.29.18/%7Emichal/june04/chocobo.asf And may these haunt you forever: http://217.153.29.18/%7Emichal/jan04/finalfantasyx2.mov

Somehow, The Narcissist Shawn Michaels fits better than HBK.

I learned from wrestling: The way NOT to pronounce "feces". Undead brothers can shoot lightning out of their hands. No one ever truly has a baby in wrestling.

Quoted for truthery. At least I bring something to the board other than tightly-coiled packages of cow excrement: Kotz-bashing.

And if the other one has a baby, name it Squatt. /somewhat obscure

I loved that sit up spot with Orlando and Taker....Orlando and JBL are starting to really grow on me.

She's a MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN?

Why is Heidenreich beating up Ryan Seacrest?

Luther's face was priceless. GUHHHHHHHHHHH...........

Does Hulk know something we don't? That implies we didn't know that.

Lee Elia is the best out of this list (click on the link - NSFW language).

I fucking hate Wal-Mart. Target, however, rules.

Southampton, England > Southampton, NY

Now I know who's gimmick This Thread Is Gay is - it's Loss's.

At first I thought that was the founder of Blimpie's: Then I realized it was Burt Reynolds. Now, he's almost as scary as Bob with facial hair.

I bet on Banky infinity million dollars. Next!

In fact, there seems to be something about Loss that makes me think we'll hear some bad news along the line of: Man Devours Babies For Dinner; 50 Dead