DerangedHermit

Harry Carey transcends death. That's all I have to say.

Ok, get your brother in on the mix and you'll kill THREE retarded birds with one stone.

ditto Double ditto. I for one, am going to celebrate the fat whale's death but eating a donut. And I fuckin hate donuts. Well, I celebrated by eating a huge brownie with chocolate syrup and whipped cream. It was fattening and it sucked. Damn whipped cream. But what do you expect? It was one of the ONE CENT COUPONS at Pathmark.

Is Jimmy a child molester? Actually, my mother thinks so, as he has asked my fourteen year old brother to "the lake" on many, MANY occasions. My mom is also fucking crazy though, so make of that as you will... So, send the kid off with Jimmy, and you'll kill two retarded birds with one stone. Hopefully, they won't double team you though.

Is Jimmy a child molester?

At least Randy O is more of a believable champ than JBL.

And Avril's one of the worst gimmick posters ever.

And America gave us DerangedHermit... Everytime you post the world mourns. Go choke yourself with the tie you're wearing.

huhuhuhuhuh..........Todd's so awesome....

Who gives a shit? I do, asshat. ----> YOU Don't give the WWE encouragement. Oh boy! Let's tell people what they should like AND use all the icons too! Aren't you so KEWL~? Well, if you like the Diva Search, you deserve to be shot execution-style.

Who gives a shit? I do, asshat. ----> YOU Don't give the WWE encouragement.

Who gives a shit?

Thankfully she didn't meld with a car or a gun.

Will this happen? *Legal Disclaimer: Any resemblance to any historical or religious figures is purely coincidental*

Who cares about murder? There are enough cops in the world, after all. UYI And who cares about prostitution?

Not that I pay attention to the Cubs, but this sounds just like when the Mariners had Jose Mesa back in 2000. Everytime he came into a game any Mariner fans I knew would start yelling "Fuck it's Mesa we're gonna lose." Or Stanton this year and Franco since god knows when. God damnit, John Franco. Stop being a motherfucking glory hog. Yes, you were the only bright spot on the Mets for a few years, but now you're an old sack of shit. Go be the Mets BP coach or 'Clones pitching coach. The Mets have other problems, though. Piazza is choking harder than Derek Jeter on a sausage sandwich.

Absofuckinglutely.

Well, that's horseshit.

That's implying RVD is credible. He's more Justin Credible than actually credible right now.

That was so awesome.

You're not exactly gold yourself.

Don't forget Men Without Hats. You guys loved the Sfety Dance. Admit it For about 15 minutes, we did. But think of all the bad Canada has released: Celine Dion, Avril Lavigne, Alanis Morissette. Although, Long Island is sorry for Howard Stern (Roosevelt), Rosie O'Donnell (Commack - my mom graduated with her sister), and transvestite-loving Eddie Murphy (also Roosevelt). Someone in my town did invent the first video game though. (Bill Higginbotham developed it at Brookhaven Nat. Lab. using an oscilloscope to display it; he didn't patent it, however.) To sum up, America

Dude, he's not even posted enough to change the thing under his name. Abridged Lesson For New Posters: +1! A lot! Edited for clarity.

Does the US also have to take Avril Lavigne........... because I'll bribe him:

Why stop at wishing? /I keed