DerangedHermit

OMG SCOOTER! GET HIS AUTOGRAPH IN BENWAH SPOOGE! ...er, nevermind.

I wish it was Halloween Havoc or This Tuesday in Texas, Tennessee, Tupelo Miss, Toledo, Tampa or Taxachusetts. Taboo Tuesday sounds really, really awful.

I always thought you would want the "I fuck on the first date" shirt.

A- you're blind, she's got large tits. B- congrats on badly stealing Inca's joke. C- shoot yourself in the face. Then it must be a horrible choice in clothing for the red-eyed bitch. I can't even notice she has much of a pair in the picture. She has shoulders like a linebacker, though (or are those pads?)

I wouldn't block out the shopping channels. Who knows? You might just see Don West blowing his load over Pokémon cards. On second thought - block it. Don West is terrible.

Or a shirt that features a state like New Jersey with a slogan like "New Jersey: Only the Strong Survive" or Kentucky and "Gettin' Lucky in Kentucky!" Who the hell replys to themselves?

That red-eyed bitch is evil. And where is her chest? It's not even perky. The first two look like they came from a stealing spree at Sports Authority.

If you cook a toucan, wouldn't it taste like Froot Loops? Here's a few shirts I want: In before back of shirt, yo.

Who actually uses that shit? My mom can barely use a remote, for god's sake.

Games I found disappointing include: FF8 - The story was terrible. From the love story, to the SWERvE~! of everyone coming from the same orphanage, the junctioning/drawing magic system, and the terrible final boss, the game just sucked on all cylinders. FF9 - I don't know why, but the whole story and gameplay were just simply boring. The only good thing was having moogles act as save points. Sonic Adventure 2 - I don't know how, but the collision detection in SA2 was worse than SA1. Add to that the fact you have to play as a character you might not want to play as, and several freakishly hard stages that require you to take a leap of faith with the collision detection...I just didn't like it very much.

I agree. PSIV is my all-time favorite. I have no fucking idea why PSIII is on your list, why PSII isn't on your Genesis list, or why PSI is on the list (It's not even a Genesis game!). PSIII was terribly boring, and the whole game reeks of "We half-assed this game." Look at the fucking monster animations. They're near fucking laughable. The idea was good - the execution was terrible.

Aw hell. It's like Eddie Murphy's entourage.

Maybe he should pull a Steve Martin. That's fine with me.

Umm....I stubbed my toe I feel for ya man....

Where do ya live? Montanananana?

There's something in my pants in my pants.

That's the Chinese! The Jews are just good at money... Stupid me! Uhhh...........they killed Jesus? *canoworms*

They're good at math?

What is the meaning of life and when will the world end?

She'll do both.

So how was that any different?

WFAN reported he passed away in Florida today. For those who didn't know, he was one of the best announcers for the Mets (and in baseball in general)......it's a sad day.

60-MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH July 26, 2004 The Legend Killer hoped to reduce the five-time Intercontinental Champion to another T-shirt statistic, and he seemed a three-count away after a low blow and an RKO. But a groggy referee was slow to make the count, and Edge mustered enough energy to barely kick out. When Orton went to his finisher again, Edge reversed it into a winning — and slightly illegal — pinning predicament. While the fans in Washington were treated to a highly competitive Intercontinental Championship defense, those live in Pittsburgh next week will witness the biggest RAW contest of the year. In a 60-minute Iron Man Match that begins promptly at the top of the hour, Chris Benoit will defend the World Heavyweight Championship against Triple H. Whoever scores the most decisions in the allotted time will walk out with the title. But one question remains: Can the Crippler even walk after the vicious beating taken at the hands (and feet) of Batista? Find out on RAW on Spike TV at 9/8 CT.

Jesus Christ, Marcus Vick probably has the pick of the litter with regards to girls, and he chooses a 14-year old? BAD MOVE.

I'm glad no hurricanes have come up here in years (since 1991), because LI would get PWNED by a hurricane. Bob wasn't too bad (my only memory of it was having the power go out while I stood in the hall with a package of Keebler's Candy Chip Deluxe). I heard Gloria was pretty bad, though. I was only a few months old at the time.