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    Half way through the year...

    Best Poster: AoO Worst Poster: Kotz Funniest Poster: Piss Most Intelligent Poster: AoO Stupidest Poster: Anglesault Best Gimmick: This Thread is Ghey Best Troll: -iB- The Next Person Who Should Be Banned: Kotz. The Person most deserving to be made a mod: CWM Best Mod: AoO Worst Mod: CanadianChick Fruity Pebbles Or Fruit Loops: Cocoa Pebbles.
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    Aicha...

    I agree that this thread is ghey.
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    NICCA, you iz BANNED: -iB-

    *hides*
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    Goodbye -iB-

    TWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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    Goodbye -iB-

    I dunno....I'd watch a cripple fight.
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    The One&Only TSM History Question Thread

    *hand busts through grave and chokes Kotz*
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    Random Frigid Thought

    Gay jokes are so tw.....errr...never funny
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    The One&Only TSM History Question Thread

    *Know has Jsyk believing he's the second coming of Eagan* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah *jumps out through a glass window*
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    McFarlane NHL Legends series 1 released

    I like the 12" LA Gretzky, both Oiler Gretzkys, the Cournoyer and Cheevers. Mahovlich looks good as well
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    This Week in Baseball

    Why did they frickin postpone it? All the rain went through (or at least is finishing) the Bronx Umps apparently got word of more rain. Yeah....saw that......they get all that rain but out here I haven't gotten a damn drop of rain. Poured here for a while. I took a look at the radar and the rain is staying about 5 mi away...meh, I don't mind
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    This Week in Baseball

    Why did they frickin postpone it? All the rain went through (or at least is finishing) the Bronx Umps apparently got word of more rain. Yeah....saw that......they get all that rain but out here I haven't gotten a damn drop of rain.
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    Goodbye -iB-

    May -iB- be --iB--.
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    This Week in Baseball

    Why did they frickin postpone it? All the rain went through (or at least is finishing) the Bronx
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    Goodbye -iB-

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    The One&Only TSM History Question Thread

    Can I? Can I? Please?
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    Board Wars

    He isn't as flagrantly offensive to the human psyche as your posts are. WHOOSH.
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    Board Wars

    No offense, but wouldn't that role have gone better to Choken One?
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    Why are wendy's hamburger patties square?

    Geez.......and I thought I was a pig
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    I'm selling my name

    Give me the name. Seriously.
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    Share the last dream you had

    If that's real, Kinetic should be banned. We don't need "those type of people" on this board. He looks like Mr. Peepers, but instead of spitting apples, he spits overrated posts.
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    Judge makes love to his hand

    This makes me hot.
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    Will you be my bong? (NWS)

    Or you're gay.
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    How much do video game store clerks make?

    We once called the cops for child abandonment. Parents would LITERALLY leave their kids at the EB I used to work at from 10 in the morning until 5 in the afternoon. -=Mike ...When a parent bitched, my boss simply told her "You don't pay us to be your child's baby sitter" I've never worked in a video game store, but a friend of mine owns the local hobby shop, where I judge Magic tournaments. I usually close up for him on Fridays, but that's about it. Anyway, we were both there one night when a kid who'd played a few times before was there. He was probably about 14 or 15. Around 10:30, when the tournament was close to being finished, the kid's father comes in. He was extremely irritated that his son was playing, saying he'd forbidden him from coming to the store until he got his grades up. He then tried to pin this on the store owner, like it's his job to keep track of which kids are in hot water with their parents. Eventually, after a bunch of yelling from the father and some attempts to defuse the situation by the store owner, the father busted out this gem: "If he's in here again, I'll sue you with all the power I have in this county!" At that point, I'd had enough. I was watching a match still in progress at this time, but that stupid remark was one too many. BTW, the kid and his father appeared to be Hispanic, with the father sounding like a first or second-generation arrival. Me: "Hey, it's YOUR job to keep track of your kid, not his. Why don't you just leave?" Him: "I'll sue you too! With all the power -- " Me: "You don't have any power in this county, you uppity immigrant motherfucker! Take your bullshit and your son and leave." He started to say something, but bit his tongue, grabbed his kid, and stormed out. The owner has several family memebers in the State Police. He looked the guy up and found that, to no one's surprise, he was a nobody, with zilch for power in the county. I feel the pain of anyone who complains about parents dropping their kids off to be babysat. That seems to be the problem with the little shits at the place where I go to Magic tournaments, but worse. If anyone knows about the Shirley/Mastic area of Long Island, it's populated with little pieces of shit that have extremely bad parents, and as a result, the kids that go to the comic book store leave the place a fucking mess, steal stuff, beat up people, and even light things on fire (but they DO have the sense to do it outside). Is it any surprise that the William Floyd school district (which covers Shirley/Mastic) is ranked pretty fucking low in the state in testing, and is overrun with crime? Where the fuck are their parents, and where are their fucking parenting skills?
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    Will you be my bong? (NWS)

    Best. Bong. Evar.
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    Favorite Mel Brooks Movie

    EDIT: Nevermind.
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