DerangedHermit

ORTON~!

No, it was INTENSE~!

I upgrade my offer to a piece of lint, two buttons and carpet samples.

Why is the Food folder gone? There's an awesome new taco at Taco Bell I need to talk about!

It's a vagina. No wait, it's an eye. Damn!

I'll give you a piece of lint for the account! It's more than CWM offered!

Kotz sucks. AoO all the way.

Errrr.............that's Kotz.

Ah...fuck AS and his whining. The Yanks have the best record in baseball...why must you whine? I'd hate to see what you become when the Yankees become bad.

Canadian slurpees? What's the flavors? Molson beer and Kraft Dinner?

That reminds me of the joke about racists and hating the Dutch.

"It's Father's Day, so to all you fathers out there, happy birthday." - Ralph Kiner

They should bring in Big Bossman and Akeem and have them put over the Arabs by getting brutally destroyed.

Dude.....summer doesn't start for an hour.

This just in. Reyes hurt himself coughing. This just in, so did Kevin Brown.

Mets win 6-1 and sweep the Tigers on a Hidalgo 2-run HR, Valent 2-run double and a Piazza HR off the apple. They're at .500 (2.5 back) and they have a brutal stretch to the All-Star Break where they face the Reds at home, Yankees in the Bronx, the Reds in Cincy, the Yanks at home, the Phillies in Philly and the Marlins in Miami. But I'm pumped because Reyes is back, they've got Hidalgo and it's inevitable that David Wright will come up.

They still have it on the website though... /goddamnit why the hell am I defending McDonalds?

Where are YOU from? Mineola. I went to High School in Mineola Mineola High? No. OK.........AS went to Chaminade. AS went to Chaminade? Haha. Pussy......wait....that's where my parents want to put me....NOOO. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAH! And AoO, you're not far off.

I'd be more likely to eat myself to vomiting, though. I don't have bulimia, though

More like it's raining Young Popick and Popick's mom.

Woohoo! Poke me! Woohoo! I'm the Pillsbury Doughboy! Woohoo!

Where are YOU from? Mineola. I went to High School in Mineola Mineola High? No. OK.........AS went to Chaminade.

Doc loves ALF.

Translation: I got drunk, and shat in the shower stall.

I agree with the sentiment of learning the country's language. I hate the Mexicans that don't speak a lick of English, and leech on hardworking people. A town near me (Farmingville) is having a really bad problem with them, and a few years ago, a few of them got beat under the pretense of them getting a job. Most of the town is torn over their being there.