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    Another Incident in AS' fucked up life

    Where are YOU from? Mineola. Fucking Nassau punks. Suffolk 4 life, yo.
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    Another Incident in AS' fucked up life

    Where are YOU from?
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    Another Incident in AS' fucked up life

    I know those types of people. They're fucking freaky sometimes. And I would probably agree with two of the three B's. I've rarely seen block parties in my part of Long Island (northern part of Bellport, but not in the TERRIBLE section), but that may just be the fact that there would be stupid shits from the aforementioned terrible part of my town fucking the party up.
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    If you could have a drink with 3 people

    Why the fuck wouldn't you include me?
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    Hulk Hogan pwns Aaron Carter

    Look where that got Will Smith.
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    WWE Does the Right Thing

    Shut the fuck up. Please. All your posts read like this
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    Hulk Hogan pwns Aaron Carter

    Try asking that when you have a overly leathered tanned skin who is Older, Bigger, guy in your face Hulking up and wagging his finger at you. Evildoers almost always quake in the presence of the Hulkster......
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    Random Frigid Thought

    *BULLSHIT ALERT* *BULLSHIT ALERT*
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    What do you look like...

    Translation: My mom's taking a nap. She said not to bother her.
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    Hulk Hogan pwns Aaron Carter

    Errrrr in 2 years...
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    What do you look like...

    What's up, Poppin' Fresh?
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    Hulk Hogan pwns Aaron Carter

    ...Wasn't Aaron Carter like 6 years old in 1995? Kind of a mis-match. It wouldn't be the first time he put himself over 6-year olds... By the way, I'd hulk up and "leg"drop Brooke.
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    Caption this

    *fart* Um.... *fart*
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    I've done it.

    I hear Fire Island is pretty nice.
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    If you could have a drink with 3 people

    John Belushi Christopher Walken and my grandpa. The fact that he could drink everyone under the table, and the fact that he never hurt anyone or wrecked anything while doing it is a feat most impressive. From what my parents told me, he was loving, whether sober or drunk. I never really got to meet him, as he died when I was 3.
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    If you could fight any 3 people

    Yeah, Jack Osborne is pretty gay. I have a few more than three that I want to fight: - George W. Bush: Your fucking stupid monkey-ass should NOT be running a country as huge as the US. Canada? Maybe. - Big network executives. Please stop shitting on our TVs and calling it entertainment. - Patrick Spoon. Something about him pisses me off. His gaydar is going off.
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    Malibu's New Career Begins

    Part of the curriculum? Saved by the Bell episodes.
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    I've done it.

    Beau can't stop smoking fags. Stop smoking fags, Beau. God doesn't like it when you smoke fags. [/jerkass homophobe]
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    I won my first radio contest...

    That's the worst renaming ever....well except Tommy Hilfiger at Jones Beach Theatre......*shudders violently* BURN IN HELL TOMMY HILFIGER EDIT: Oh, by the way, Mole, you go to Southampton, right? If you're an undergraduate...
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    The Draft

    I would be Caldor (they're out of business now!). And Kotz would be the Exxon-Mobil of sucking dick.
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    Catchphrases that never caught on

    You know what catchphrase didn't get over? "And that's the truth, Ruth!"
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    Hulk Hogan pwns Aaron Carter

    Hulk and Brooke were on a local radio station earlier this week and he talked about when Aaron first came over to Hulk's house. He answered the door and went into his persona (and warned him not to touch Brooke or he'll have to answer to the Hulkster and LEGDROP HIM), which scared the fruit shitless. I have much more respect for Hulk now.
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    This Week in Baseball

    Who's "we"? Ya got a turd in your pocket?
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    How much do video game store clerks make?

    One of the malls around here was like that (South Shore Mall), and one other looks like it will be headed that way soon if it hasn't already (Roosevelt Field). Which reminds me: if any LI Smartmarks go to South Shore Mall, DON'T WEAR RED. As for the original post, I know a few people that work at Gamestop (one a manager at the aforementioned South Shore Mall), and it's not too bad. They don't pay minimum wage, but instead pay around $7-8. Plus, they end up getting lots of freebies. The only bad thing about Gamestop is the kid problem mentioned in this thread.
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    Eugene vs Eugene

    I thought Gheyme invented that "gimmick"...
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