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    14,000 Things I Hate About Myself

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    New McDonald's commercial

    Nobody's watching anyway. /marks out for Major League reference
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    This Week in Baseball

    *rolls eyes* Each time he does this, I think it's some sort of gimmick. Either that or he needs serious psychological help
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    Most Improved in the last year?

    - Everybody in Evolution except Flair. - Christian - Rene Dupree
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    The Draft

    Kotz? Just kidding. I fully support your right to be here and be queer, and I am getting used to it. (Kylie even said that there's a lot of gays that listen to her music.) But seriously, I'm kidding. /board groans
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    This Week in Baseball

    Yeah...really. has-been + never-will <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Hidalgo
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    14,000 Things I Hate About Myself

    Kotz is 4.3478260869565217391304347826087 times more of a loser than I am. Just remember, Kotz, you have more posts than Bob Barron now... Anglesault is 106.2881987577639751552795031055901 times more of a loser than I am. (100 added for being a Yankee fan)
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    The Draft

    Kotz, Kotz, Kotz, Kotz and Eagan? Actually, that would make for a good law firm. "Have asbestosis? Call Kotz, Kotz, Kotz, Kotz and Eagan today." My grandfather died from asbestosis. All the better to start a law firm.
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    The Draft

    Kotz, Kotz, Kotz, Kotz and Eagan? Actually, that would make for a good law firm. "Have asbestosis? Call Kotz, Kotz, Kotz, Kotz and Eagan today."
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    A Poster with Promise

    KFC fucking sucks, Bob Patterson. The opposite of KFC would be Long John Silvers or Captian D's? Ummmm.......Popeye's?
  11. actually since he came out to "Rollin'" I found it rather easy 16 minutes? I expected better.
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    This Week in Baseball

    Kinda good trade for the Mets...they don't end up trading any of their prospects and they only trade the over-the-hill Weathers...and they only will pay about $4M of Hidalgo's salary. Also it relegates Garcia and Spencer to the bench where they will be much more useful
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    Owning a house...

    Long Island is just as apeshit (if not more). You might be able to get $150,000 houses in a place like Mastic, but the houses are nothing more than glorified shacks. To get a decent home would usually be $250,000+, or even more if you're looking for something on the North Shore, immediate South Shore or the East End.
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    New WWE Match Concepts

    Me and my friends want royalties.
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    New WWE Match Concepts

    How would anyone see the match then? Only the participants would. a) The mirrors where you can see through one side but the reflection is on the other. b) The REFER-EYE!! *cocks shotgun*
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    The Official Askewniverse Quotes Thread

    Bethany: You were martyred? Rufus: That's one way of putting it. Another way of putting it would be to say that I was bludgeoned to death by huge fucking rocks. Bethany: What exactly brought you to Illinois? Jay: Some fuck named John Hughes. Bethany: "Sixteen Candles" John Hughes? Jay: You know that guy, too? See, all these movies take place in a small town called Shermer, in Illinois, where all the honies are top-shelf, but all the dudes are whiny pussies - except for Judd Nelson, he was fuckin' harsh - but best of all, there was no one dealin', man; then, it hits me: we could live like phat rats if we were the blunt connection in Shermer, Illinois. So we collected some money we were owed, and we caught a bus. You know what the fuck we found out when we got there? There is no Shermer in Illinois. Movies are fuckin' bullshit.
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    New WWE Match Concepts

    How about a Shower Stall Match? The inaugural version should have Bradshaw...
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    Gang Wars Officially Over

    Fuck that dopey cuntrag. Anglesault can blow me.
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    Life: I Just Have To Tell

    That's one fucked up life!
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    The NBA Finals was FIXED, and I'll prove it.

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! HE'S BACK?!?!?! *jumps out window*
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    Worst major league sports city?

    That because part of the crowd's probably made up of transplanted Noo Yawkuhs.
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    The NBA Finals was FIXED, and I'll prove it.

    Not funny. SHUT UP~~~!
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    The Official Askewniverse Quotes Thread

    Dogma: Jay: I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that fucked-up bar.
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    WWE notes..

    At least he wasn't thrown into the shower. Water > Bradshaw
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    Owning a house...

    Bring in CanadianChick and Thumbtack. To hell with 4 more...they'll start drinking my chocolate milk and stuff. Damn straight! *scrounges through FS's fridge for chocolate milk* Seltzer? Chocolate milk? *makes a Brooklyn egg cream*
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