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  1. DerangedHermit

    I Finally got a Job!!!!!!!

    Petrol? Football? You Brits are fucking weird.
  2. DerangedHermit

    Gang Wars: TSM Style

    But does motorsports teach you about not taking sleeping pills? Does it star Dennis Haskins? Nooooo.
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    Gang Wars: TSM Style

    And in time, he means five seconds
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    The BWM

    Why bother? He's proven himself to be just as stale and unoriginal. Why the fuck Kotz is in the Final Four, I'll never know. Kotz, your act is tired. Plz contract AIDS, kthxbye!
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    The BWM

    derf derf derf Kotz with the shitty insults again
  6. DerangedHermit

    Team Kotzenjunge's Leader Rules All

    tl;dr
  7. DerangedHermit

    TSM Poster Tournament III

    Kotz Thumbtack Agent Of Oblivion Ripper
  8. DerangedHermit

    Brock Lesnar trains for the NFL

    When was this accident? April?
  9. DerangedHermit

    LOL, you dumb bitch!

    Would you like your bitch regular, baked or extra-crispy?
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    Gang Wars: TSM Style

    Next stop: Bayside High and their class of six! I don't think we need to kill Team CockAssault - they're doing a good job killing themselves without our help.
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    Interim Leader of Team ChokenSault

    And Zack would've slipped a few to CC.
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    Gang Wars: TSM Style

    At least the Amazing Rando won't get AIDS. However, he will develop an addiction to sleeping pills.
  13. DerangedHermit

    Christmas Comes Early For Team Kotz

    And even a full ass is too little for you. He likes four asscheeks with a side of cocknuggets.
  14. DerangedHermit

    My First Post

    No. That's a shoot~! Or is it a SWERVE~! and a WORK~? Is Dames Vince RUSSO~? Find out on the next episode of NITRO~!
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    My First Post

    And pollute Hardcore Discussion with useless crap? As if it isn't already? You can thank Team Kotz for that. Maybe we should sic Jerry Falwell on their asses.
  16. DerangedHermit

    Gang Wars: Day 2 results

    If I didn't look at your name before, I swear to fucking GOD that I was looking at a Popick post.
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    *drops down from the ceiling*

    Will he join the nWo? Damn you, Sting! Damn you!
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    Gang Wars: TSM Style

    Snow? Jesus Christ, I was only kidding with the gay jokes, but Snow? Motherfucking Snow? My fucking 12-year-old cousins have better taste in music than you, Kotz. Please do us a favor and get AIDS or something.
  19. DerangedHermit

    Please visit my forum

    I continually resort to gay jokes because Team Kotz keeps on GHEYING~! up this forum.
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    The BWM

    Which doesn't really differ from Team Kotz
  21. DerangedHermit

    I can't insult people randomly

    Deranged Hermit here bringing you play by play of FSN's (FrigidSoul Network) Gang Wars coverage: Here's Popick batting a measly .145. And he pops out weakly for the first out. Struck out for the 2nd out. Nobody gives a shit. Inning over. Govt. employee? No wonder the government's going to hell when they hire halfwits like you. Game over, bitch.
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    I can't insult people randomly

    Damn straight. Team FS eats everyone else and shits them out with Ex-Lax. Oh hell no....I'm not sittin on the can all night...
  23. DerangedHermit

    Please visit my forum

    Oh nice....didja whip out your 2001 SNL tapes so you can jerk off to Jimmy Fallon and Chris Kattan
  24. DerangedHermit

    Please visit my forum

    Except ya know, Kotz offering to suck someone off.
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