DerangedHermit

The birth would sound like a cat coughing.

Lets egg his house. And TP his house and put a flaming sack o' poo on his front porch too.

Ummmmm...that would be scary.

Thank YOU. /w00t, titration! //wait a minute, that's not w00t ///AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH .5/now on 504 /just kidding

Lita gives birth to triplets, but they're not Kane's or Matt's: "BY GAWD WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! STONE GAGA COLD!" *amazingly they're all wearing little cowboy hats*

Futurama or The Critic.

OMG! HEEL TRUN!

Somebody tell John to retire to coaching...and the umpiring sucks hard this year.

OMG, Benoit and the Deadman met Tom Selleck! (How did Scott Hall get YOUNGER?)

Hell yes. Have Leiter (when he comes back), Glavine, Trachsel (one of the ML's most underrated pitchers) and Ginter (he's looking good and pretty awesome for a guy they got for Timo FUCKING Perez). Put Seo in the pen.

But they're Uruguayan!

Mets are looking good...Piazza hits HR 10 and Traschel and the pen combine on a shutout. Only 2 back of the Phils and Marlins.

When did this thread change to Fark cliches?

WHAT'S NEXT FOR KANE? May 24, 2004 Last week's Monday Night RAW was a memorable one for Kane. The Big Red Monster defeated Val Venis in singles competition, won a Battle Royal to become the No. 1 Contender for the World Heavyweight Championship at Bad Blood and received an answer of "yes" from Lita to a question he posed several weeks ago. With Kane in top form after last week's success, what is next for him as he prepares for his match at Bad Blood? Also, will his question to Lita be revealed? Find out on RAW. Speaking of the Battle Royal, Kane's victory was a result of the suspended Shawn Michaels gaining a measure of payback from Triple H. When the final two were Triple H and Kane, HBK appeared out of nowhere to eliminate The Game and give Kane a trip to Bad Blood. The Game was enraged as RAW came to an end, and it is expected that he will be in a bad way this coming week on RAW. What will his reaction be? Find out on RAW. All of this and more as the road to Bad Blood continues on Monday Night RAW at 9/8 PM CT on Spike TV.

If that was the case, I'd never be able to leave my job...having sex.

Reason #1 why you should never put your picture on the net:

It probably is. Everyone hates Aldo.

Ah! This gives me an idea: be a Fooster imposter!

DerangedHermit is better than you. I'm in the second round, although it looks like I'm getting jobbed out to Thumbtack. As for Thumbtack...

This is confirmed: David Schwimmer has NO penis.

Good gawd. I ain't gonna win... Murmuring Beast CWM Banky FrozenBlockOfPiss Agnes RavishingRickRudo Kahran Ramsus Jobber of the Week Your Paragon of Virtue FrigidSoul Ripper Zack Malibu BPS nl5xsk1 Sandman Edwin MacPhisto Agent of Oblivion TheCzechRepublic Kotz Rando Lord of the Curry CanadianChick IDRM Cartman Thumbtack Deranged Hermit - Damnit. AndrewTS YNA LaParkaYourCar treble charged chave KKK

This thread fucking sucks. This should become an Unclassic Thread. OMG WTF TROLL!

Holy shit. I'm still in shock. However, that Lionel Luthor proved why he is one MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!

Barry Melrose scares me.

Hmmm....I like this...