DerangedHermit

ANOTHER MONDAY NIGHT BLOCKBUSTER May 17, 2004 An opportunity to win the biggest prize in sports entertainment highlights Monday’s RAW, as a 20-Man Over-The-Top-Rope Battle Royal will determine who faces Chris Benoit at the Bad Blood pay-per-view event on June 13. In what will be a virtual RAW all-star team in the ring at one time, only one man can emerge as the No. 1 contender. Who will it be? Below is a list of all 20 Superstars signed on to compete in the battle royal: Also last week, in yet another exchange between Kane and Lita, it was revealed that Kane made a proposition to Lita. Kane demanded an answer this coming week in San Diego and threatened that Lita “better make the right decision.” What is this proposition that Kane made and what will Lita decide? Will this decision affect her match with Trish Stratus next week? Tune in to find out. All of this, as well as the fallout from a blockbuster Monday Night RAW last week at 9/8 PM CT Monday night on Spike TV.

Floyd is lookin' good...They're only 2.5 back of the Marlins

Hasn't this been rumored for at least a few months?

More like Deranged Cashier. As long as you get upity if a bastard customer gets in your face, fine. Women: This is suppose to be $1 off! You: Oh really, fine (fakes typing it in) happy bitch? now get out o' here n***a!~! Women: Thank you young man, I love my saltine crackers! I'm working for Waldbaums, not Pathmark.

I went in for an interview at Waldbaum's (a supermarket under the A&P umbrella, had the interview in Center Moriches) for a position in the Southampton store (they provide transportation for workers from Center Moriches and Patchogue to Southampton) and I got it. I get benefits and all that. It's union, too. I train at Center Moriches for a few weeks and then I start in Southampton....

More like Deranged Cashier.

Two players on the LI Ducks (independent minor league team -- Carlos Baerga played for them before making a comeback) had Bret Hart's theme. I was marking out when I heard that.

Hey, Tony Randall died... Hey! It's Tony Randall!... Hey! Tony Randall! Wow... [/i am going to hell]

I'd give her a spinal tap or eighty-six.

And good.

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I thought it was supposed to be KANE? I thought it would be your mom.

I'd make out with that man. I thought you were that man. He is that man. I thought so too - but saying that he'd hit himself sounded somewhat strange. It's Chevy Chase - of course he'd make out with himself.

Or Jeff Hardy's twin brother. The third Hardy Boy!

Not if you count "backstage matches."

Rookie of the Year Major League (both of them) Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (and Blew Up the Kid)

I thought this thread was going to go to BooBradley levels. I'm disappointed in you, Frigid. Out of all of my family, sleepwalking has only occured once, and my dad pissed on his dresser.

DerangedHermit (why, I fellate myself) and Downhome

That's why Dames should turn on post counts here. You know you want to make this a +1, Dames. You know it.

Woohoo! Mets win 3-2 in 13. Jason Phillips hits a HR in the top of the 13th. And Dan Wheeler gets the win.

The Al Leiter moment in Game 5 of the 2000 WS. The Mets making an improbable comeback to within 3 games in 2001, but Armando Benitez gives up a HR to Brian Jordan. A few days later, Benitez gives up a GS to guess who? Brian Jordan. Thankfully they have Braden Looper now (the guy hasn't given up a run this year)

This is terrible.

You're not very creative.

Yeah...Cliff Floyd hits a grand slam in his 2nd game back and Piazza hits a HR. Today, it's Pettite vs. ..........James Baldwin?!??!?! Fuuuuuuuuck. And tomorrow? it's Clemens vs. ........Matt Ginter?!?!?!? Who the hell is Matt Ginter?