DerangedHermit

Does anyone have a picture of Goldust giving someone the Shattered Dreams? GIS shows nothing.

worst Mets trades: - Nolan Ryan for Jim FUCKIN' Fregosi - Carl Everett for John Hudek (I don't care if Carl Everett beat his kids, ya don't give him up for JOHN HUDEK...) - Kevin Appier for Moo Vaughn worst Rangers trades: - Doug Weight for Esa Tikkanen (I love Esa, but.....) - Ian Laperierre, Mattias Norstrom, Ray Ferraro and Nathan Lafayette for Jari Kurri, Marty McSorley & Shane Churla - there are a few more...but I can't be bothered

Like the guy in your avatar, correct? Chris 1 Dan 0

Not really.

When did they redo the SD opening into that Michael Jackson video where he's dancing in front of that disco ball?

What about me?

There's a PPV Sunday?

Sonic Adventure 2 for the DC, in Cannon Core, Eggman would start his level beneath the floor, so instant death.

From fatmangames.com: Daaaaaaa-yum. I want to see a Smash Bros. game for the DS.

*bink* *bink* *bink* *bink* *bink* *bink* ......uhhhhh BING!

Yeah...it's called Tom Welling and Michael Rosenbaum (both should bulk up).

However, no Pokey cuz they don't allow animals in the arena.

He's too busy DJ'ing and doing commercials (with his onair partner and William Hung, no less) for a shitty NY metro radio station. William Hung + Todd Pettengill =

I think it went something like this... Heenan : But whose side is he on? Schiavone : What? Heenan : WHO'S SIDE IS HE ON? Schiavone : Eh - err- what - are - you ... taaaaaaaaaalking about! I think Schiavone also said: "DON'T SAY THAT!"

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I collect Magic cards, and I'm starting to get a better collection. Highlights: - ITL Mana Drain (in the mail) - DCI Foil Intuition - 2 Foil Deranged Hermit - 1 Foil Decree of Justice - 4 Troll Ascetic (1 foil) - 3 Ravenous Baloth - 2 Exalted Angel - 2 non-foil Decree of Justice - 1 Intuition - 4 BoP - 4 Gaea's Cradle - 4 Masticore - 1 Arcbound Ravager - 4 Wooded Foothills, Polluted Delta, Windswept Heath - 1 Flooded Strand - 2 Bloodstained Mire - 1 Vampiric Tutor - 4 Tropical Island (2 Italian) - 1 Underground Sea

And why can't you show yer fucking tits? Prude.

Hell no. If I'm not doing it for SA, I definitely ain't doing it here. This board is good - not "paying lots of money" good, though.

No question. Maya Rudolph is far funnier than Sanz and that talentless hack, Fallon. And she isn't even funny. That speaks volumes of Fallon and Sanz, laughing as though SNL was a sex ed class in 7th grade.

After Maya being named one of the 25 funnies people, will Bob's head explode over this one. Why the fuck is she on the 25 Funniest list? She ain't funny, and in fact - every woman on the cast beats the SHIT outta her when it comes to teh funny.

And that's only the third-worst gimmick Booker T had (GI Bro and Cole?). Be glad, Booker. Be glad.

I don't remember Location, although it would be a good idea... #1155 bleh.

Not an athlete, but a main figure in NY sports: "We understand that John Henry must be embarrassed, frustrated and disappointed by his failure in this transaction. Unlike the Yankees, he chose not to go the extra distance for his fans in Boston. It is understandable, but wrong that he would try to deflect the accountability for his mistakes on to others and to a system for which he voted in favor. It is time to get on with life and forget the sour grapes." I hate the man, but he's right. Others: Tommy Lasorda: "He (Darryl Strawberry) is not a dog; a dog is loyal and runs after balls." old Cubs manager Lee Elia: "F*ck those f*ckin' fans who come out here and say they're Cub fans that are supposed to be behind you, rippin' every f*ckin' thing you do. I'll tell you one f*ckin' thing, I hope we get f*ckin' hotter than sh*t, just to stuff it up them 3,000 f*ckin' people that show up every f*ckin' day, because if they're the real Chicago f*ckin' fans, they can kiss my f*ckin' ass right downtown and PRINT IT. They're really, really behind you around here...my f*ckin' ass. What the f*ck am I supposed to do, go out there and let my f*ckin' players get destroyed every day and be quiet about it? For the f*ckin' nickel-dime people who turn up? The motherf*ckers don't even work. That's why they're out at the f*ckin' game. They oughta go out and get a f*ckin' job and find out what it's like to go out and earn a f*ckin' living. Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers. Rip them motherf*ckers. Rip them f*ckin' cocks*ckers like the f*ckin' players. We got guys bustin' their f*ckin' ass, and them f*ckin' people boo. And that's the Cubs? My f*ckin' ass. They talk about the great f*ckin' support the players get around here. I haven't see it this f*ckin' year. Everybody associated with this organization have been winners their whole f*ckin' life. Everybody. And the credit is not given in that respect. Alright, they don't show because we're 5 and 14...and unfortunately, that's the criteria of them dumb fifteen motherf*ckin' percent that come out to day baseball. The other eighty-five percent are earning a living. I tell you, it'll take more than a 5 and 12 or 5 and 14 to destroy the makeup of this club. I guarantee you that. There's some f*ckin' pros out there that wanna win. But you're stuck in a f*ckin' stigma of the f*ckin' Dodgers and the Phillies and the Cardinals an all that cheap sh*t. It's unbelievable. It really is. It's a disheartening f*ckin' situation that we're in right now. Anybody who was associated with the Cub organization four or five years ago that came back and sees the multitude of progress that's been made will understand that if they're baseball people, that 5 and 14 doesn't negate all that work. We got 143 f*ckin' games left. What I'm tryin' to say is don't rip them f*ckin' guys out there. Rip me. If you wanna rip somebody, rip my f*ckin' ass. But don't rip them f*ckin' guys 'cause they're givin' everything they can give. And right now they're tryin' to do more than God gave 'em, and that's why we make the simple mistakes. That's exactly why."

Mets sweep the Giants as Piazza hits a HR in the bottom of the 11th. The Mets are showing signs of life (and apparently so is Art Howe --- never seen THAT)

Well, anyone who's ever shaken hands with Moises Alou might want to wash their hands: http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=1793091& It's about halfway down the page. If this was common knowledge, maybe the Cubs would've been in the World Series.