DerangedHermit

*acid-punches FS in the face*

How did you do that? Did you have a ring that said "The NFL draft is only in Round 6"?

This is almost as fucked up as FrigidSoul becoming a mod. I hope this is like the STICK STICK STICK commercials, then maybe I'd become a mod!

*punches FrigidSoul in the face* See you in a few hours.

Terrence Adams - Samuel Adams' evil brother bent on domination of his brewery! and my brother is Thomas Alexander - the newest member of the York Foundation

AT THE CENTER OF THE EARTH. "Gee, we don't see many of you molten rock men in here." "At these prices I'm not surprised." "That's it. You are outta here!"

And his grandpa loved beaver (which he thought Rocko was).

Rocko: [trying to turn the Suck-o-Matic off] I must cease this senseless sucking. [keeps pulling and pushing the switch and nothing happens] Rocko: It's stuck in suck. Filburt's son: Why do we wear these things on our shoulders? Filburt: Because... it's the future! Thank you for stopping by.

How is it depressing? Since he's still here there must be something redeemable to let him live this long. Or it's good matchups.

You're going to die while being given a Mickey Mouse by your significant other.

I liked Dirty Dog (the Honeymooners' spoof by parasites on Spunky's fur), the Suck-O-Matic, Flu-In-U-Enza (Rocko misses a WWWWF show because of the flu, features the dancing fruit that get eaten by Spunky), The Lounge Singer, and Magic Meatball

I can now give up.....I've seen the greatest thing ever. No, you haven't. It doesn't have the chair!

*gets his brother Green ABOBO*

To reiterate, show us your tits, Hot Titket!

I guess the Louisianians really have nothing better to do. That's why they're piss-fucking stupid.

Was that when the guy intentionally hit Piazza and then ran like a bitch so Piazza wouldn't kick his ass? Yeah, it was Guillermo Mota.

Gretzky also "fought" Neal Broten. And I want to say Gretzky, as a Ranger, also fought with Kevin Haller. I'm not sure about that. Other memories: - 2003 ALCS Game 4 - During a 1997 Rangers-Isles game, Dan Cloutier makes Tommy Salo his bitch many times over - Izzy Alcantara HBP, kicks catcher square in stomach or chest

Do it! Do it! Do it! *jumps around like a schoolgirl*

I'm afraid I'll get ADMIN-punched in the face.

Uh, I thinks ya got the wrong folder. EDIT: SHIT! I wasted my 3000th post on this crap........boo I say boo!

18. Kotz - Kylie's bodyguards beat him to death after he stands outside her house with a boombox.

Complete with fake laughtrack, and some lame-ass white guy laughing his ass off.

We don't keep it rolling, just striding.

FUCK NEW YORK!!! Fuck you. Fuck Boston. Fuck all of New England!

Fucking dingleberry? Hey, that gives me an idea for a new sitcom, "The Fucking Dingleberries". Starring: Horatio Sanz as Jack Dingleberry Margaret Cho is Diane Dingleberry and that dog from As Good As It Gets as the family dog